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Preschoolers share tips on how to cook a turkey

-- Get a medium turkey at the pet store. Put the turkey on a tray and put it into the oven and cook for 10 minutes. Then eat it.

-- Buy a bald, boy turkey at any grocery store. Put it in a pan. Then put it into a super hot oven (a million degrees) for seven days. When the timer goes off, take the turkey out. Cut it up because it's so big. Eat it.

-- Get a rainbow turkey from a farm. Put on some chocolate ice cream. Cook it in an oven (100 degrees) for 25 minutes. Take it out, cut it up and then eat it.

-- Buy a little 10 pound turkey at Safeway. Put the turkey into a pot and put it into a 10-degree oven, Cook for 10 hours. Take it out and cut it up. Eat it.

90 posted on 11/26/2003 8:12:30 AM PST by tomkow6 (...........exercise?...........exercise?...........exercise?...........exercise?...........exercise?)
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To: tomkow6

Preschoolers share tips on how to cook a turkey

-- Buy an 81-pound turkey at a grocery store. Cook it for 81 hours in a super hot oven. Then take it out, let it cool off and eat it.

-- Buy a little ham turkey at the store. Cook it in a pan. Sprinkle with chips. Cook it in a medium chicken oven for four hours. Eat it.

-- Get a regular turkey at Sam's Club. Keep in the fridge. When ready to cook, sprinkle with salt. Put it into a medium hot oven for just a little while, a medium time. Then eat when done.

-- Buy a fat nine pound turkey at the market. Put nine scoops of chocolate ice cream on it. Pour nine cups of chicken soup on it. Put the turkey in a pie pan and put it into a 10 degree oven for 10 minutes. When done cut it and eat it.

-- Buy a 50-pound holiday turkey at the grocery store. Keep it in the fridge. Put it in a pan. Put on some salt, pepper and some peppermint. Then put into a 50 degree hot oven for 10 minutes. Take the turkey out. Then put on more salt, plain pepper and peppermint. Eat it!

91 posted on 11/26/2003 8:15:59 AM PST by tomkow6 (...........exercise?...........exercise?...........exercise?...........exercise?...........exercise?)
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