Preschoolers share tips on how to cook a turkey
-- Go to Fry's and buy one girl and one boy turkey. They should each weigh 45 pounds. Keep them in the fridge. Put them in pans and put them in a 3 degree oven. Cook for 10 hours. Eat them.
-- First buy a big, fat, wild turkey at the grocery store. Keep in the oven. Put it in a bowl and sprinkle with a lot of salt and pepper. Put it into a super hot oven. Take it out of the oven and cut it up.
-- Buy a brown, frozen turkey at the farm. Keep it in the freezer. Put it in a really big pan. Cook in a hot 70 degree oven for 40 minutes. Cut it up and eat.
-- First, buy a girl turkey. Put it in a pan and cook it in a hot oven for a long time. Then eat it.
Preschoolers share tips on how to cook a turkey
-- Get a medium turkey at the pet store. Put the turkey on a tray and put it into the oven and cook for 10 minutes. Then eat it.
-- Buy a bald, boy turkey at any grocery store. Put it in a pan. Then put it into a super hot oven (a million degrees) for seven days. When the timer goes off, take the turkey out. Cut it up because it's so big. Eat it.
-- Get a rainbow turkey from a farm. Put on some chocolate ice cream. Cook it in an oven (100 degrees) for 25 minutes. Take it out, cut it up and then eat it.
-- Buy a little 10 pound turkey at Safeway. Put the turkey into a pot and put it into a 10-degree oven, Cook for 10 hours. Take it out and cut it up. Eat it.