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Preschoolers share tips on how to cook a turkey

-- Buy a 6-pound, red turkey at the farm. Put the turkey in a bowl. Cover it. Put it in a 50 degree warm oven and cook for six minutes. It's done when you hear the beep. Eat with a fork.

-- Buy a big, brown turkey at Fry's. Put the turkey in a pan. Sprinkle with 1/2-cup salt and 1/2-cup sugar. Put the turkey into a medium hot oven for one minute. Take it out of the oven and put it on a plate. And then eat it.

-- Buy a big 10-pound green turkey at the farm. Keep it on a plate. Sprinkle with red and green berries. Cook for 50 minutes in a super hot 105 degree over. Take it out of the oven and blow on it with six blows. Then eat it.

 

88 posted on 11/26/2003 7:51:02 AM PST by tomkow6 (...........exercise?...........exercise?...........exercise?...........exercise?...........exercise?)
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Preschoolers share tips on how to cook a turkey

-- Go to Fry's and buy one girl and one boy turkey. They should each weigh 45 pounds. Keep them in the fridge. Put them in pans and put them in a 3 degree oven. Cook for 10 hours. Eat them.

-- First buy a big, fat, wild turkey at the grocery store. Keep in the oven. Put it in a bowl and sprinkle with a lot of salt and pepper. Put it into a super hot oven. Take it out of the oven and cut it up.

-- Buy a brown, frozen turkey at the farm. Keep it in the freezer. Put it in a really big pan. Cook in a hot 70 degree oven for 40 minutes. Cut it up and eat.

-- First, buy a girl turkey. Put it in a pan and cook it in a hot oven for a long time. Then eat it.

89 posted on 11/26/2003 8:01:41 AM PST by tomkow6 (...........exercise?...........exercise?...........exercise?...........exercise?...........exercise?)
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