2 Sentenced for Trying to Join Taliban

AP | 11/24/03 | ANDREW KRAMER

[RightWingAtheist]

Since when did judges become qualified as theologians?

Since Roy Moore :)

[steplock]

"Patrice Lumumba Ford, 32, and Jeffrey Leon Battle, 33, had pleaded guilty in October to conspiracy to levy war against the United States. "


They should have done this in ARKANSAS where it is LEGAL to have:

Any organization which advocates or teaches the overthrow by force or violence or other unconstitutional means of the governments of the United States or the State of Arkansas.


THANK YOU JODIE MAHONY (d), Arkansas Legislators, and RINO Governor Mike Huckabee (da huckster) for your efforts to MURDER AMERICANS!
http://www.gohotsprings.com/focus/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=357

[cake_crumb]

"A 10 minute song?"

Yep. Most Muslims don't believe in music. Real music, a creative act, is frowned on. They're still at that evolutional point where lyrically chanted words are magic. They were probably trying to call the wrath of Allah down on our Christian president or something...or maybe bring the courthouse down.

More pressing question: will going to prison this year stop them from voting Democrat next year?

[cake_crumb]

"Four of the others pleaded guilty, and a fifth was killed in a shootout in Pakistan. "

Meaning only one problem out of 7 was truly solved.

Correction to the article: they are not "American Muslims". "American" is a state of mind. These are Pan-Arabs, not Americans. If they'd gone native, and became "Americans" they wouldn't have been trying to fight for Bin Laden, the evildoer behind the murders of 3,000 AMERICANS.

[Cobra64]

El wrongo. Should never have been born. Ugliest bunch of people I've ever seen. It's beyond belief how a man and a woman can procreate to produce animals like these.

[DeepDish]

"Since when did judges become qualified as theologians?"

Since Judge Roy Bean.


Jose Manuel Miguel Gonzales, in a few short weeks it will be spring. The snows of winter will flow away, the ice will vanish, the air will become soft and balmy. The annual miracle of the years will awaken and come to pass.

But you will not be there.

The rivulet will run its soaring course to the sea. The timid desert flowers will put forth their tender shoots. The glorious valleys in this imperial domain will blossom as the rose.

Still you will not be there.

From every treetop, some wildwood songster will carol his mating song. Butterflies will sport in the sunshine. The gentle breeze will tease the tassels of the wild grasses and all nature will be glad.

But you will not be there to enjoy it.

Because I command the sheriff of the county to lead you away to some remote spot, swing you by the neck from a knotting bough of some sturdy oak and let you hang until dead.

And then Jose Manuel Miguel Gonzales, I further command that such officer retire quickly from your dangling corpse, that vultures may descend from the heavens upon your filthy body until nothing is left but the bare, bleached bones of a cold-blooded, blood-thirsty, throat-cutting, murdering S.O.B.

[Cobra64]

So she can appoint them to her Cabinet. >

[Cobra64]

So she can appoint them to her Cabinet. >

[Levante]

"Both said that in trying to reach Afghanistan, they were fulfilling their Islamic duty to defend fellow Muslims."

Aww, how sweet. (NOT).

We need to fulfill our duty to America & Americans and have these animals KILLED.

[BushisTheMan]

Just a wild guess, but with good behavior, they'll be out in 12 (maybe less). And they'll probably be studying for the bar exam while they're in there.

And they will have converted about 1,000 other inmates to the religion of peace to fight another day. And we'll all be paying for their keep with our tax dollars.

[kcar]

Traitors get off cheap these days. At the very least they should have also had their US citizenship stripped upon completion of their term.

[Democratshavenobrains]

Are we finally taking this war seriously?

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Don't think that it qualifies as theology but it is quite poetic.

[dagnabbit]

These are Pan-Arabs, not Americans.

Well said.

[weegee]

Having some traitors in her cabinet would be a step in truly making her administration look like America...

[tubavil]

Habis Abdulla Al-Saoub looks like a Klingon...

It's the other way around. The original Klingons (always warring, never to be trusted, devious, double-crossing, murderous liars) were modeled on a warring, never to be trusted, devious, double-crossing, murderous, lying mid-east ethnic group.