EXCLUSIVE: HIGH-LEVEL KERRY STAFFERS OVERHEARD PLOTTING IN IOWA HOTEL BAR.... DEVELOPING...

Drudge Report ^ | 11/24/03

[areafiftyone]

Plotting to give Kerry a haircut I guess.

[Semper Paratus]

Discussing if it's not to late for Dean to take them in.

[TrappedInLiberalHell]

It wasn't a waitress that heard him talk about 'having enough to bring it down'? Next thing we'll see is John Kerry and Michael Jackson pulled over down in Alligator Alley while they detonate Michael Jackson's nose.

[areafiftyone]

LOL I was going to post this in breaking news but I fugure its going to be something stupid.

[rs79bm]

Oh thanks. Plotting what? Needless to say, it was probably a totally shameless and uncivil discussion on how to knock out other opponents, or continuing the bashing on the President. What else could we expect from Kerry staffers, who are dropping quicker than flys on a bug zapper.

[areafiftyone]

I hate these developing one liners from Drudge. That is the reason why I didn't post it in Breaking News.

[Physicist]

They're going to put mayonnaise on a cheesesteak. I just know it. The bastards!

[William McKinley]

Only if Rendell can get a mayo tax added first.

[dirtboy]

They're going to put mayonnaise on a cheesesteak. I just know it. The bastards!

--- shudder ---

[mewzilla]

Ooooh, sounds like Cahill's been busy....

[Dane]

They're going to put mayonnaise on a cheesesteak. I just know it. The bastards!

That or brie for the french looking candidate.

[tongue-tied]

Said something about "Dean cash coming from Republicans". And "riding more motorcycles".

What the heck is that about? (Anti helmet law? Bikers 4 Bush know something about sending cash to Dean?)

[areafiftyone]

Wierd. Drudge is really dragging this one out!

[areafiftyone]

On the eve of a Tom-Brokaw moderated Democratic Presidential Debate, Senior Kerry advisers recklessly strategized over refreshments at the Hotel Fort Des Moines -- believing they were out of earshot to anyone who would care!

But as the caucus nears even stripped Iowa cornstalks have ears.

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The campaign advisers spoke frankly at the hotel's bar on Sunday night about the state of the White House race and their frustrations of living in the shadow of Howard Dean.

All of Dean's money is coming from Republicans, one member of Kerry's kitchen cabinet told the group. Another adviser asked if that had been researched. No one had an answer.

The staff said Kerry should -- and will -- use a motorcycle for campaigning more often.

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The advisers discussed how Kerry should stop trying to defend his Iraq vote and develop how Kerry's the real anti-war protester, not Dean.

They staffers talked about doing an ad where they would contrast Kerry's anti-war activism with Dean as a draft-dodging ski bum. The ad would feature vault clips of Kerry speaking at anti-war rallies and testifying on Capitol Hill vs. Dean statements on how he could have served in the military, but decided not to.

They Kerry staffers talked about the possibility of doing a documentary on the campaign, like the one Spike Jonze did with Gore. One frustrated operative said it would help with Kerry's "aloof" image problem.

The advisers carelessly talked about how thick Kerry's accent used to be.

Kerry did the thick accent when cameras were around to sound like JFK, laughed one senior staffer.

[In the spirit of the holiday season the DRUDGE REPORT will not reveal the names of those in attendance.]

[mewzilla]

Oh. Wow. I'm really impressed. Great story there, Drudge. I feel sorry for the cornstalks.

[Callahan]

Drudge always picks the best photos. Caption away!

[Dane]

The advisers discussed how Kerry should stop trying to defend his Iraq vote and develop how Kerry's the real anti-war protester, not Dean.

LOL! Kerry threw someone elses medals over the White House fence in which he was pictured doing.

His medals are hanging in his Senate office.

[Callahan]

Kerry did the thick accent when cameras were around to sound like JFK,laughed one senior staffer.

Ouch! At least they didn't make fun of his chin implant.

[joesnuffy]

He does look more presentable now that they've taken those wooden stakes out of his neck

[Callahan]

Shockingly, that Harley-riding Leno appearance didn't do the trick.