"Today I made an appearance downtown.
I am an expert witness, because I say I am
And I said, 'Gentlemen....and I use that word loosely...
I will testify for you.
I'm a gun for hire, I'm a saint, I'm a liar.
Because there are no facts, there is no truth
Just data to be manipulated.
I can get you any result you like.
What's it worth to ya?
Because there is no wrong, there is no right
And I sleep very well at night.
No shame, no solution
No remorse, no retribution
Just people selling t-shirts.
Just opportunity to participate in the pathetic little circus
And winning, winning, winning'"
Don Henley "The Garden of Allah"