Jackson to Surrender 2pm EST, 11am PST (Live Perp-Walk Not-Breaking News Thread)

[Charles Henrickson]

I thought his plane was landing 5 minutes ago?

They couldn't get the nose down.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Da Plane!!! Da Plane!!

[per loin]

An acre is a two dimensional area (43,560 sq ft). So yes, redundant, or more accurately, ignorant as to what an acre is.

[Trust but Verify]

Geragos and Michael are rehearsing the 'perp walk', with the assistance of another Geragos client, Susan McDougal, who perfected it. It will be quite a show, I'm afraid.

[Dog]

Houston the FREAK has landed......

[Space Wrangler]

I don't think his pilot would be down with that plan. He might agree to open the door in-flight and let him 'fall'. ;>)

[bonfire]

Rita is on....countdown to "my sources say"...

[Trust but Verify]

He's a DOM.

[T Lady]

Thanks; I couldn't remember his name. At any rate, Michael J. should've listened to him, you think?!

-Regards, T.

[Constitution Day]

And lo, the Moderator saith:

Let Michael Be Breaking News!

And it was good.

[1Old Pro]

I still think we will have an OJ moment..

Maybe a take on that movie SPEED with the bus circling the airport. This time they could have the van going in circles for hours with the cops following the van at 5 mph

[mystery-ak]

just got my yardwork done, timed this just right...I get to see MJ do the perp walk.

[cajungirl]

He will do a little plie followed by a pirhouette and finish with a Grande Plie. Then the perp walk.

[Peach]

If cops don't perp walk him, I will be seriously disappointed.

[Dog]

LOL!

[Political Junkie Too]

What gloves go with handcuffs?

-PJ

[Charles Henrickson]

I thought his plane was landing 5 minutes ago?

It's called, the Jackson Five.

[al baby]

a couple of acres is when you get hit in the nads

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

It's here!! DA PLANE!!!

Not breaking News

[StriperSniper]

Sloth's satire post deserves 'Breaking News'. ;-)