[Lady Jag]

How To Cook A Turkey  

A Roast Turkey Recipe for Non Cooks

10-15 pound turkey
1/4 cup melted butter
1/4 cup stuffing
1/2 cup unpopped popcorn
salt and pepper to taste
1. Baste turkey with butter, salt and pepper.
2. Mix together remaining butter, stuffing and popcorn.
3. Stuff turkey with stuffing mixture.
4. Put in oven and bake at 350F.
5. When turkey's ass flies across the room, the turkey is done!

[Beaker]

How To Cook A Turkey A Roast Turkey Recipe for Non Cooks
Hahahaha. I'm going to hang that on my fridge.

[boxerblues]

Thanksgiving Weather Forecast

Turkeys will thaw in the morning, then warm in the oven to an afternoon high near 190º.

The kitchen will turn hot and humid, and if you bother the cook, be ready for a severe squall or cold shoulder.

During the late afternoon and evening, the cold front of a knife will slice through the turkey, causing an accumulation of one to two inches on plates.

Mashed potatoes will drift across one side, while cranberry sauce will create slippery spots on the other.

Please pass the gravy.

A weight watch and indigestion warning have been issued for the entire area, with increased stuffiness around the beltway.

During the evening, the turkey will diminish and taper off to leftovers, dropping to a low of 34º in the refrigerator.

Looking ahead to Friday and Saturday, high pressure to eat sandwiches will be established.

Flurries of leftovers can be expected both days with a 50% chance of scattered soup late in the day.

We expect a warming trend where the soup develops.

By early next week, eating pressure will be low as the only wish left will be the bone.

[Diva Betsy Ross]

How To Cook A Turkey A Roast Turkey Recipe for Non Cooks 10-15 pound turkey 1/4 cup melted butter 1/4 cup stuffing 1/2 cup unpopped popcorn salt and pepper to taste 1. Baste turkey with butter, salt and pepper. 2. Mix together remaining butter, stuffing and popcorn. 3. Stuff turkey with stuffing mixture. 4. Put in oven and bake at 350F. 5. When turkey's ass flies across the room, the turkey is done!

Oh that is too funny, thanks for big laugh.