[Nachum]

Wait, Wait! This just in....

Rush was just caught picking his nose!

The police declined to comment on where he left what was in the nose at the time of picking.

[dfwgator]

That's nothing. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Rush actually go through the express lane at the supermarket with MORE than 15 items. Scandalous!!

[Cobra64]

The media have a "Rush" and "Bush" thing going on inside their toadie little minds. Their mindset is fighting against the "Wish" we could control free thinkers in America. It appears they are losing at a geometric rate. As much as the libs stir the pot, they do not seem to be gaining traction.

IMOHO

[LowCountryJoe]

ALBANY, NY. (AP) - new york state attorney general elliot spitzer said, earlier today, that he is seeking information and evidence that would confirm that mr. limbaugh was indeed one of those privileged investors who was using the putnam mutual fund family in order to reap profits from after hours mutual fund tradinG. thE attORney GEneral also said that anyone who stepped forward and provided sufficient evidence leading toward a major new story would benefit handsomely from an anonymous StOck tRading billiOnaire’S personal bounty...developing