[dfwgator]

That's nothing. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Rush actually go through the express lane at the supermarket with MORE than 15 items. Scandalous!!

[MrsEmmaPeel]

That's nothing. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Rush actually go through the express lane at the supermarket with MORE than 15 items. Scandalous!!

Well, it depends on the items. I maintain that a 6-pack is actually one item (quantity 6), not 6 separate items. So, Rush may have been OK after all.

[JoeSchem]

the girl who saw Rush actually go through the express lane at the supermarket with MORE than 15 items. Scandalous!!

Don't laugh, some people take that very seriously. One time I did this by accident (hey, I got distracted). This guy walks past me (he wasn't even in line!) and he interrupts his cell phone call to yell at me: "Sh*th**d!" So there are people who just might send Rush to prison over that one.

[thiscouldbemoreconfusing]

That's nothing. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Rush actually go through the express lane at the supermarket with MORE than 15 items. Scandalous!!
Ah, but now the rest of the story, you see, Rush went through with 15 items, that is true, but what has not been divulged is that he returned six items so that he would have only 15 items as he went through the express line for 20 items or less. Store management is looking at this very carefully, it was, after all, recorded on the stores infamous infrared night vison equipped security cameras placed strategically behind one way mirrors thoroughout the store.

Now you have the rest of the story.