Touché
Posted on 11/18/2003 3:54:52 AM PST by prisoner6
(Harrisburg, PA) - Pennsylvnaia Governor Ed Rendell has started a new contest in the state. They are seeking a new one-line slogan to inspire people to come to Pennsylvania. The governor says there are two catagories, one for school students the other fot everyone else. The aim is to come up with a new phrase to poost tourism in the state. Contest winners will ahve their cahce to design their own Pennslvania vacation as thei prize.
SOME SUGGESTIONS...
VISIT PENNSLYVANIA...BRING CASH!
PENNSLYVANIA...RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO OHIO!
PENNSYLVANIA...JUST LIKE CALIFORNIA BUT WITHOUT THE FUN STUFF AND NICE WEATHER.
PENNSLYVNAIA..WHERE PEOPLE LIVING IN FLIRIDA GREW UP.
COME TO PENNSYLVANIA...SURE NO GAMBLING,BUT WE GOT PEIROGIES.
COME TO PENNSLYVANIA...CUZ WE NEED THE MONEY.
PENNSLYVANIA...SOMETIMES IT'S OK...SOMETIMES...NOT OFTEN.
WHERE GAMBLING IS STILL ILLEGAL..PENNSYLVANIA.
PENNSLYVANIA...C'MON, TAKE A CHANCE!
PENNSLYVANIA...NO LEGAL GAMBLING!...ILLEGAL, THAT'S ANOTHER THING.
PENNSLYVANIA...CUZ YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO VACATION SOME PLACE NICE.
PENNSLYVANIA...LAND OF BIG TAXES AND BIGGER WOMEN!
PENNSLYVANIA...EVERYBODY'S LEAVING SO THERE'S ROOM FOR YOU!
PENNSLYVANIA...NOT AS BAD AS YOU THINK. CLSOE THOUGH...
WHY PENNSLYVANIA? BECAUSE...UMMM...IT'S NOT FRANCE!
STEEL MILLS ARE GONE SO IT'S OK TO BREATH...SORTA. PENNSLVANIA.
PENNSLYVANIA...WHERE I NICE VACATION IS ONLY A PLANE TRIP AWAY!
PENNSYLVANIA...GET OVER IT!
PENNSLYVANIA...SOMETIMES THERE'S SUN.
PENNSYLVANIA...WE'RE OK'D BY THE FDA!
PENNSLVANIA...EASIER TO SPELL THAN MASSACHUSETTS!
WE'VE GOT A PLACE FOR YOU...PENNSYLVANIA!
PENNSLYVANIA...NO SHARK ATTACKS!
PENNSYLVANIA...MOST OF OUR ROADS ARE PAVED.
PENNSLYVANIA...IT'S NOT A GAMBLE.
INTERCOURSE, BLUE BALL, BIRD-IN-HAND, NANTY GLO...ALL IN PENNSYLVANIA!
PENNSYLVANIA...OUR 2 BIGGEST CITIES START WITH "P".
PENNSLYVANIA...NO GAMBLING SO YOU CAN'T LOSE!
DO IT IN PENNSLYVANIA...OR DON'T.
PENNSLYVANIA...WE'RE CHEAP!
AND ON THE 8TH DAY, GOD MADE PENNSYLVANIA. MISTAKES HAPPENS.
PENNSLYVANIA...WE'RE OK, YOU'RE OK.
WHY PENNSYLVANIA? BECAUSE IT HAPPENS!
PENNSLYVANIA...NOW YOU DON'T FEEL SO BAD, DO YOU?
prisoner6
Have you frozen your @ss off in the middle of the summer on the beach at Lake Erie?
Have you chased a black bear away from your trash can?
Does your neighbor own a Gremlin?
Is going to Wal-mart like stepping back into 1973?
Does the basement of your house still smell faintly of coal?
I'm going to the in-laws in Florida for Christmas - will be the first time in a long time I didn't go to PA. It will be nice to be warm, but somehow I will miss spending Christmas day trying to make conversation with my redneck cousins who have never been out of state. Or maybe I won't...that much...
Pennsylvania: Hey, at least you're not in Cleveland!At least we elect Republicans in Ohio. >:)~
-Eric
Navigation is a minor nightmare because, given the hills and rivers, routes are circuitous and sometimes you just can't get there from here.
Touché
Pennsylvania, where Philadelphia elects our governor.
Welcome to Pennsylvania, form a single line ahead.
Pennsylvania, where you can't buy liquor without the government's help (and permission).
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Is there a commode in your cellar, right out in the open, next to the washer and dryer?
(And if you don't have a dryer, is there a clothesline strung up in your cellar?)
Yes, and Yes (at least at my gramma's place)!
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