[quark]

Aackk! Gag! I'd rather stick it in a woodchipper than any of HRH's orifices.

[Callahan]

Bill feels the same way.

[Spruce]

Beer goggles would be ineffective as the amount of beer required would render a gorilla unconscious.

[BSunday]

I'd rather stick it in a woodchipper

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