[TomGuy]

Will he have time to devote to his new duties, if hired? What with all the movie endorcements, acting jobs, books to be written, autograph parties, how will he ever work that police job into his busy schedule?

[martin_fierro]

What with all the movie endorcements, acting jobs, books to be written, autograph parties, how will he ever work that police job into his busy schedule?

"Uhhh...what's my motivation here again?"

[Lijahsbubbe]

Rules for Chief Moose:

Don't laugh at the names of our little towns: Fertile, Moorhead, Climax, Cummings, Gentilly, or we will just HAVE to kick your butt.

Don't order a bottle or a can of soda here. Up here it's called Pop. Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to a butt kicking.

Yes, we know that ice fishing is "not your thing." We don't care. If you don't understand the beauty of being out on a lake when it's 10 below zero, go home . Also, if you hog the heater in the fish house we'll kick your butt.

) Don't ridicule our mannerisms. We only speak when spoken to. We hold doors open for others. We offer our seats to old folks because such things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our sweet, little gray-haired grandmothers or they will kick some manners into your butt just like they did ours.

Don't order the vegetarian special at the local diner. Everyone will instantly know that you're a tourist. Eat your steak rare like God intended and have some potatoes with that, for heaven's sake! Also, don't ask what a hot dish is or we'll kick your butt.

When someone thanks you, reply with a "you betcha".