No wonder he (Ted Kennedy) discriminates against Neanderthal man

11/15/03 | lowbridge

[lowbridge]

Ladies and gentlemen of the Senate, and you too Tom Daschle, I'm just a simple cro-magnon caveman Senator.

I fell in some water in 1969 which froze over and years later I was dug up and thawed out by DNC party loyalists searching for new Democrat voters.

Your world frightens and confuses me! Sometimes the honking horns of your traffic makes me want to swim out of my BMW and run for the hills. Sometimes when I get a message on my fax machine I wonder, did little freeping demons get inside and type it? I don't know! My primitive mind can't grasp these concepts.

But there is one thing I do know. What has not ended is the resolution and the determination of the members of the United States Senate to continue to resist any Neanderthal that is nominated by this president of the United States for any court, federal court in the United States.

Thank you.

[lowbridge]

<---- Cro Magnon Man / Neanderthal Man ---->

[lowbridge]

bump

[GeekDejure]

EeeeeYessss !!! That's him... that's him !!! My father has identified the pic as being one of the creatures that made a somewhat noisy landing outside of Roswell, New Mexico way back in 1947. That's him, lowbridge!!!

So where do we go from here???

[clintonh8r]

....with a salute to Phil Hartman

[WackyKat]

Neanderthals had a bigger brain cavity than modern humans

So there!

[Jozman]

Why are conservatives failing to remind the public of the details of Chapaquitick. Seems to me alot of younger people do not know about it and older people have forgotten about it. And of coarse the Dems want to forget about it.

When ever he comes up with these arrogant outrageous statments we should remind everone of his shameful past.

[potlatch]

Lol, very cute!!

[lowbridge]

So where do we go from here???

Stuff him, put him on display, and charge admission. :-)