Dice Clay Craps Out in Blowup at CNNFN

earthlinknews ^ | 11-14-03

[steppenwolffe]

Sleaze-shtick comic Andrew Dice Clay may have dropped out of sight for a while - but he still lives up to his image.

While being interviewed on CNNfn, Clay went into a rage, cursed out the anchorman and stormed off the set. He went into his tirade when anchor Allan Chernoff asked him about his experience working in a gym while he was out of the comic circuit.

"Running a gym?" Clay exploded. "Where did you get - you're supposed to be a news guy. Where are you getting your [expletive] information?"

When Chernoff said CNN researchers discovered it, Clay shot back, "This is ridiculous. I come on CNN and the guy don't even know what he's talking about . . ."

"I come on the news two seconds and you want to - every time I do an interview, a guy wants to open his [expletive] mouth."

Chernoff cut him off with a diplomatic, "Thank you very much" but Clay responded, "You know what? Go [expletive] yourself."

A CNNfn spokeswoman said: "Mr. Clay promised the producers he would refrain from using profanity; obviously he couldn't resist."

[eddie willers]

He was never funny and handing out sweaty towels is above his station.

[rintense]

Clay just discovered how stupid the folks are at CNN. How long before Clay becomes a freeper?

[WinOne4TheGipper]

If I were on CNN with a lazy reporter, I'd cuss, too.

[Spiff]

No publicity is bad publicity for the Dice Man.

It's all an act and it sounds like he played CNN like a fiddle.

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

Works in a gym?

He should learn to exercise discretion...

[rimshot]

[rudypoot]

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Both with a buck and a quart.
Jill came down with $2.50! OH!

[Chi-townChief]

Clay was actually pretty decent as Max Goldman on Crime Story back in the 80s.

[EggsAckley]

Another case of "dumb and dumber." JMHO

[AppyPappy]

He was a huge hit at colleges until they were told not to like him.

[exile]

There's a CNNFN?

[KantianBurke]

LOL

[Terry Mross]

I thought he was hilarious. The PC crowd nailed him for making fun of queers, ooops, I mean the sexually challenged.

[Porterville]

I liked his comedy, he was harsh, but totally non PC, it was PC that killed is career... so if he tell CNN to go F itself, then he has a right. CNN, even on the AM dial they are biased.

[E Rocc]

No publicity is bad publicity for the Dice Man.

It's all an act and it sounds like he played CNN like a fiddle.

Maybe he should have mentioned Howard Stern, it's becoming a "tradition" on CNN and might get him back on the show. >:)

Dice was funny most of the time, but he followed a trail Sam Kinison blazed and never quite reached Sam's level of intensity or relevance.

-Eric

[GreatOne]

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater Had a wife, loved to beat her Smacked her twice across the head (Had sex with her) and went to bed

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet Eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, b---h?" Oh!

His "Old Mother Hubbard", "Little Boy Blue", and "Little Bo Peep" are his best, but which can't in any form be repeated on this page. Go here for a complete list.

[RandallFlagg]

Yeah, Sam was the best.

You wanna know what it's like to sleep with a corpse? I know! I was MARRIED!! FOR TWO F**KIN' YEARS!!!!

[E Rocc]

Why was he on CNN?

......he needed the money.

-Eric

[GreatOne]

Let me reformat this:

Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater
Had a wife, loved to beat her
Smacked her twice across the head
(Had sex with her) and went to bed

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider,
Who sat down beside her
And said, "Hey, what's in the bowl, b---h?" Oh!

His "Old Mother Hubbard", "Little Boy Blue", and "Little Bo Peep" are his best, but which can't in any form be repeated on this page. Go here for a complete list.

[BrooklynGOP]

Remember Mother Goose?
Dice went to my HS.