I can't take it anymore! I'm cracking up!

Conservativeman55 ^ | Thursday, November 13, 2003 | Conservativeman55

[ConservativeMan55]

LOL! Rita should move to CNN. Where she belongs.

[WackyKat]

Rita's sources tell me we're all WRONG!!!

You mean her secret, special, inside sources who shall remain nameless even if Rita has to go to jail to protect them?

[xp38]

[Naspino]

Wait -- I saw this episode somewhere.. Seinfeld. Elaine got Newman to kidnap the dog and set it free somewhere upstate. There you go.

[nutmeg]

FoxFan ping!

Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my FoxFan list. *Warning: This can be a high-volume ping list at times.

[rwfromkansas]

There are definitely serious issues there.

[Registered]

I have to admit, I like Rita Cosby..

[ConservativeMan55]

I have the PERFECT idea for you. Yes Yes!

You need to call one of these radical animal organizations....or even the police.

Let them know that you think your neighbor is hoarding animals. When they come to inspect...that should send a message!

[rwfromkansas]

that was a good one.

[ConservativeMan55]

The dog came back though. Cramer and Newman went to jail because Newman damaged the Rental car.

[LibertyLight]

your tag line is a hoot!
I hold my nose when I pass Shillery's office in midtown and hizzzoner bill's in Harlem.

[LibertyLight]

your tag line is a hoot!
I hold my nose when I pass Shillery's office in midtown and hizzzoner bill's in Harlem.

[Naspino]

I was thinking last night I would like FOXNEWS better if they replaced all of their 8-10 people with agents from the Matrix that would interview Democrats. "Miiister Sharrpton... Weee've misssed youu..." Now that would bring in the ratings.

[kcar]

Take a pill, a good one. And can you recommend one for me?

FoxNews lurkers, please consider. Times I've traveled and all that;s on hotel TV is CNN. Can't watch it two minutes. Then , aha, at the bar downstairs there's FoxNews. Don't usually pay premium for a nightcap but hey, CNN is unwatchable. Get a draft and sit down to? the dead muskrat Greta and her wig-wearing-wits talking about Kobe Bryant and Scott Peterson. Okay Kobe could be victim of gold-digger could be athelete with godlike ego, some play there, but actually I don't care. Scott Peterson could be lying or he could be overplaying an act, but he's still the perp dead-on, short of 12 lobotomized jurists. Don't wanna hear about Satanic possibilities or nuthin else cept his execution date.
Fox - you've been lucky, courting conservatives when the liberals went for remedial reeducation for retard wanderers. But your formula is repeatable by others who may not be so stricken by all of this Kobe/Peterson crap.You can be had. You are beginning to squeal the chalk on these stories and it is a grating irritation.

[dubyagee]

Yeah, they had one today because Koby was walking into the court room. Sad, so sad...

[WackyKat]

I don't like the Rita bashing. I have talked to her before on the phone and she wants to help get me a FNC internship. She is a very nice woman, even if she does have a tabloid streak.

No one has said Rita isn't "nice" on a personal level.

It's her schlocky style of journalism that is being criticized.

But your tendency to defend those who are in a position to do you a personal favor will serve you well in the professional world!

[Naspino]

The dog came back though. Cramer and Newman went to jail because Newman damaged the Rental car.

Shhh...was waiting to see if it would work.

[rwfromkansas]

More specifically, her coverage of the Florida situation was just plain wrong. Her reference to her sources is too much sometimes....that should be reserved for serious stories that require the public knowing people beyond just the person you call at the front desk actually told you something off the record. She can be tabloidy like many others on FNC.

That said, I remember seeing some coverage of her's during the Iraq war that was outstanding. She is not perfect.

[blam]

"Take a deep breathe and switch over to Comedy Central or TLC. You need a break."

Yup. I switched over to TLC the minute I saw H&C start with this crap. I've been watching stories about Noah's Flood and The Search For Atlantis...A couple of my favorites on TLC.

[ConservativeMan55]

LOL! Instead of that how about giving Neil Cavuto a 2 hour prime time show that will replace Greta and the hour after her that reruns O'Reilly.