[Moby Grape]

"No, it makes it sound like you were a football star at an SEC or Southwest Conference school whose coach bribed your instructors."

I don't agree with about 99% of what you have been saying on this thread, and I believe you have a uninformed liberal media template view of Christianity, HOWEVER, the quote above was VERY funny.

[Chancellor Palpatine]

LOL - I even had some schools in mind.