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All homosexuality is caused by early childhood sexual abuse.

It that's true, it would certainly make all this a lot simpler, wouldn't it?

[Dr. Eckleburg]

When Ellen Degeneras was being interviewed last year, she sobbed that she was hurt parents thought homosexuals like herself were out to molest their children.

When asked when she first realized she was a lesbian, Ellen answered she first knew she was gay when her gym teacher in middle school seduced her.

Ask any homosexual. The answer is invariably the same.

Stop childhood sexual abuse, and you curtail homosexuality.

Encourage childhood sexualization, and you increase homosexuality.

We have Ellen's double-speak to thank for a clear example.