[Dr. Eckleburg]

When Ellen Degeneras was being interviewed last year, she sobbed that she was hurt parents thought homosexuals like herself were out to molest their children.

When asked when she first realized she was a lesbian, Ellen answered she first knew she was gay when her gym teacher in middle school seduced her.

Ask any homosexual. The answer is invariably the same.

Stop childhood sexual abuse, and you curtail homosexuality.

Encourage childhood sexualization, and you increase homosexuality.

We have Ellen's double-speak to thank for a clear example.

[Scenic Sounds]

I had assumed that maybe there might be a larger study of the hypothesis than just an interview with Ellen Degeneras. I don't know that I would feel comfortable accepting the hypothesis as true just because of her example, even if she were to tell me that she believes it's true.

Like I say, if what you're suggesting is true, then we would be a long way toward a solution to a very, very old issue. I think a study might be in order.

Love your tagline, BTW. ;-)

[fiscally_right]

"When asked when she first realized she was a lesbian, Ellen answered she first knew she was gay when her gym teacher in middle school seduced her."

Um, I'm not sure that actually signifies anything. Might as well say I'm only straight because I had sex in middle school.