Just looking at these poor girls makes me so unhappy, they are so thin, nearly malnourished. I'd like to volunteer my time to personally to cook for them... As a Chef, I am uniquely qualified to handle them myself, it's a sacrifice, but I'm willing to do it..
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"I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted most of them,
but never the potatoes that went with them." -- Nora Ephron
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"The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family
nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found." -- Calvin Trillin
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And now, for Carlo, the Crooning Chef:
"I've Got You Under My Skin"
"When You're Smilin'"
"You Do Something for Me"
"You Always Hurt The One You Love"
"I Can See Clearly Now"
Bwhahahhahahhahhahaahhahahahahahahahahhahahahah Keepers, all... LOLOLOLOLOL