How do you say, "My cups runneth over"?
How do you say, "My cups runneth over"?
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A man dies and goes to heaven.
As he's standing in line, the pearly gates slam open and a man charges out.
He's dressed in a scrub suit and a white lab-coat, with a stethoscope around his neck.
He knocks over most of the people standing in line in his rush to move through the crowd.
The man asked St. Peter, "Who was that?"
St. Peter answered "That's just God. Sometimes he likes to play doctor."
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see
where they would end up.
St. Peter asked the first one what he did on earth, and he said he was an obstetrician.
St. Peter asked what an obstetrician did and the doctor told him.
"Sounds pretty good; okay you can go in to Heaven."
The second doctor said he was a pediatrician and had to explain what that involved.
St. Peter said, "Sounds very useful, very good. You can go in, too."
The third doctor said he was the chief man in charge of a whole HMO conglomerate.
"Well, what's that?" asked St. Peter. So the doctor told him exactly what that involved.
"Sounds very important, very useful. You can go in, too."
So the third doctor goes through the Gates and starts to walk up the stairs.
St. Peter turns and calls after him, "Oh, by the way, you can only stay three days."
Three nuns who had recently died where on their way to heaven.
At the pearly gates they were met by St. Peter.
Around the gates there was a collection of lights and bells.
St. Peter stopped them and told them that they would each have to answer a question
before they could enter through the pearly gates.
St. Paul: "What were the names of the two people in the garden of Eden?"
1st nun: "Adam and Eve"
The lights flashed, the bells rang and in she went through the pearly gates.
St. Paul: "What did Adam eat from the forbidden tree?"
2nd nun: "An apple"
The lights flashed, the bells rang and in she went through the pearly gates.
And finally it came the turn of the last nun.
St. Paul: "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?"
After a few minutes thinking, she says "Gosh, that's a hard one!"
The lights flashed, the bells rang and in she went through the pearly gates!