[WVNan]

LOL. I agree TM. Ole wooden man is hard to take. Is it just me or does he give you the creeps too? There's something un-natural about him.

[Diver Dave]

...Ole wooden man is hard to take. Is it just me or does he give you the creeps too? There's something un-natural about him.

LOL. Yep!
Back in my jr high woodshop class, we were told never to sand against the grain.
Me thinks ole wooden man got sanded a few too many times. Either that, or someone did some awfully sloppy work when they were turning him on the lathe.

Then again, maybe Ipana's Bucky Beaver created him. :)