Aha! Everyone knows there is more than one Gnome in Zurich — why else do they call them Gnomes? I bet you're part of the conspiracy! I bet you're just trying to deflect attention away from their nefarious schemes.
Hell, you're a DOCTOR, which means you work in ACADEMIA — and everyone knows that ACADEMIA is a front for the world-wide Swiss conspiracy!!!
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I love it!