[Texas Federalist]

This takes the award for "Most Hilarious Press Conference Ever".

[Crispy]

Right here in my hometown of Tualatin. I am so proud. [/sarcasm]

[San Jacinto]

So, if I did do something like that, I do apologize, but, you know, frustration sets in sometimes and you do frustrating things.

Actually, he seems like a stand-up guy-- compared to clinton, at least.

[gridlock]

I remember when this guy flipped off all of Yankee Stadium.

I think Stienbrenner had him traded to the Podunk Travellers by sundown.

[diamondjoe]

If the rumors are true, Bonzi and Rasheed might be headed to the Mavericks. Thank god...I will be so glad to finally see Rasheed leave town.

[Boxsford]

"..if that fan was a little more professional..."

"..I do apologize, but..."

I had to look and see if this wasn't posted under humor. Professional fans? Where do I sign up and get paid?