[Boxsford]

"..if that fan was a little more professional..."

"..I do apologize, but..."

I had to look and see if this wasn't posted under humor. Professional fans? Where do I sign up and get paid?

[Texas Federalist]

My favorite is:

"Q: If you did flip off a fan last night, if your memory does come back, would you apologize?

A: Oh, definitely. When my memory comes back, I will. . ."