Great Post Here is a true story. I used to drive long distance rigs. In Montana we pulled into a small truck stop. My partner ordered a hamburger and I ordered a hot dog. The waitress was something else. About 220 with a sleeveless t-shirt on.
She walked over to an old freezer, got out a hamburger pattie, put it under her arm, and walked over to the grill.
My partner said, what are you doing with that pattie. She said "thawing it out".
I said "cancel my hotdog"
LOL!