[shhrubbery!]

The Daily Record is a lefty rag, but whoever assigned the URL for this article has a sense of humor:

http://www.dailyrecord.com/news/articles/news8-boner.htm

[r9etb]

I hope he wins. That way I can sue KFC because I keep finding the bones of dead birds in my fried chicken.

[NicknamedBob]

"After he had eaten a couple of bites, Gonzalez noticed a tiny skeleton floating in the container...technicians determined the skeleton was that of a mammal - either a goat, a sheep or a dog."

Supersized portions?

[r9etb]

Gonzalez noticed a tiny skeleton floating in the container.... technicians determined the skeleton was that of a mammal - either a goat, a sheep or a dog.

How many "tiny" goat skeletons have you found floating in your soup lately?

I could see it being a mouse....

Also, note the attorney's name: "Advokat." How fitting.

I smell a hoax.

[billorites]

"If we took the bones out it wouldn't be crunchy would it?"

[headsonpikes]

What does the guy expect for $2? The whole carcass?!?

[4mycountry]

Yummy. It's food week! *weak*

[trebb]

Elmalah operates his food cart out of Kenilworth.

Must be a dog...

[Constitution Day]

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

[MississippiMan]

Asking for reimbursement of his med bills sounds reasonable enough, provided they're legit.

MM