DFU SONG: Leaving on a Jet Plane (put Levin on a jet plane)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 11-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - LEAVING ON A JET PLANE

He does not care that we're fighting a war...he is rotten to the core
There's nothing patriotic in his soul

'Cause he wants the White House for his RAT friends...he really does not have to pretend
We know that it is all about control

He's really a reprobate...watch him defend MemoGate
In Maxine terms, he is such a ho

So put Levin on a jet plane...we don't want that scum back again
Send all his buddies too...away, away

Clinton cost the RATS the Senate and House...still, they won't call him a louse
Poor Carl will not get back a chairmanship

He's in panic mode...what will he do next...see his face, he has clearly been vexed
The mental ward awaits the day he'll flip

He's really a reprobate...watch him defend MemoGate
In Maxine terms, he is such a ho

So put Levin on a jet plane...we don't want that scum back again
Send all his buddies too...away, away

There is more bad news that he had to see...an improved economy
My goodness, will he find a tree and rope

There's the smell of treason that's in the air...from the RATS you see that everywhere
Will Carl move from Jack Daniels on to dope

He's really a reprobate...watch him defend MemoGate
In Maxine terms, he is such a ho

So put Levin on a jet plane...we don't want that scum back again
Send all his buddies too

Put Levin on a jet plane...we don't want that scum back again
Send all his buddies too...away, away

Far away....far, far, far, far away...now

[doug from upland]

TRANSCRIPT OF PUKE LEVIN ON FOX NEWS

[anglian]

To the tune of "The Way We Were"

Clue-less,
Don't know my *** from my elbow,
All I see is evil Re-thugs,
And they're kicking ***.

Shattered lefties,
Holding badly mis-spelled signs
Friends of mine who now are crying
'Cuz Saddam is gone.

Can it be we lost two states last night?
Or has Diebold struck like in West Palm?
We can't be losing because we are superior, Lefties? Aren't we?

Clueless,
Oh where is my tinfoil hat?
Oh it's hiding in my nose-hair,
Put their by Ash-Kroft!

So I'll stay clue-less,
Forever I'll stay clueless
And avoid mirrors...

and avoid mirrors

[doug from upland]

THE WAY WE WERE

[3catsanadog]

Levin has a head like the Elephant Man.

[Mia T]

LEVINworth bump!

ROCKEFELLER NOT MEMOGATE PRIME MOVER: SEN. EVAN BAYH (D-IN)
Put Rockefeller & clinton lackey staffer, Mellon, under oath
MEMOgate reeks of the clintons