[Qwinn]

Soon the Jones' family will be naming their little boys Dow.

The matriarch of the Lynch family will be named Merrill.

And they'll go to school with best friends Miramax, Toyota and Mickeydees.

By the way: True story. My sister knew a family by the last name of Tissue. Now that's unfortunate enough. If you could think of the worst realistic name to give that male child, what would it be? Yes, believe it or not, in their eternal wisdom, they named their child Scott. Personally, I think it would make a Menendez brother out of me.

Qwinn

[laredo44]

My sister knew a family by the last name of Tissue. Now that's unfortunate enough. If you could think of the worst realistic name to give that male child, what would it be? Yes, believe it or not, in their eternal wisdom, they named their child Scott.

I knew a kid whose family name was Pullen. The parents named him Peter.

[Labyrinthos]

Soon the Jones' family...

Obviously named after "Jones Country Sausages."

[Looking4Truth]

There was a girl in my junior high school named Star Hash.

My ex-inlaws had neighbors who were named Mycock. His name was Jack and her's was Pat. NO SH*T!

[arthurus]

Soon the Jones' family will be naming their little boys Dow. The matriarch of the Lynch family will be named Merrill.

I don't know Merrill but I have met Dow. He is 8 now.