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Brand names: Some Americans are naming their children after consumer products
WORLD ^ | 11/15/03 | Gene Edward Veith

Posted on 11/08/2003 3:43:15 AM PST by rhema

NAMES, THE EMBLEMS OF A PERSON'S IDENTITY, used to mean something. "Abraham" means "father of a multitude." "Moses" means "draws out," as of the River Nile and as he would draw the people out of slavery. "Jesus" means "God saves," so that His very name testifies to His deity and His saving work.

In other tribal societies, people are sometimes named for animals ("Sitting Bull") or for something else in nature ("Red Cloud"). The same holds true for European tribes: "Beowulf" means "bee wolf," a figure of speech for "bear." In the Middle Ages, children born on a Saint's Day were named for that saint, giving them their patron saint. Puritans started naming their children after virtues, such as Faith and Prudence, or after other abstractions such as Increase.

Then the meaning of names began to lie generally in some association, as in naming a child for someone in the Bible. Many names have family significance, with children named after parents, ancestors, or other relatives.

The main criterion for names today, though, is not so much their meaning as whether they sound good. Some parents, in order to ensure their child's utter individuality, make up unique names, a set of musical syllables and unusual spellings designed to ensure that no one else in the world has exactly that name.

As the pop culture—the world of entertainment and commercialism—drives out traditional culture, from education to the church, it shows up too in the names people choose for their children. Decades from now, adults will find themselves saddled with the names of by then old-fashioned pop stars who happened to have been big at the time their mothers gave birth. Soap-opera characters, it has been noted, are a major influence on the names of real babies.

A new trend in baby names, however, takes the pop-culture influence to a new level. Cleveland Evans, a psychology professor at Nebraska's Bellevue University and a member of the American Name Society, studied Social Security records for the year 2000 and found that many children today are being named after consumer products.

Twenty-two girls registered that year were named "Infiniti." Not "Infinity" with a "y," as in the illimitable attribute of God, but "Infiniti" with an "i," as in the car. There were also 55 boys named "Chevy" and five girls named "Celica."

Hundreds of children were named after clothing companies. There were 298 girls named "Armani." There were 164 named after the more casual "Nautica." Six boys were named "Timberland," after the boot.

Sometimes the clothing namesakes are more generic, with a special emphasis on fabrics. Five girls were named "Rayon." Six boys were named "Cashmere," seven were named "Denim," and five were named "Cotton" (though perhaps this was for Increase Mather's son).

Forty-nine boys were named "Canon," after the camera. Seven boys were named "Del Monte," apparently in honor of canned vegetables. Twenty-one girls were named "L'Oreal," after the hair dye, presumably to let them know that "you are worth it."

"Sky" might be the name of a nature-loving flower child's offspring (as in River Phoenix), but 23 girls and 6 boys were named "Skyy." This is a brand of vodka. Parents are naming their children after other alcoholic beverages, too. Nine girls were named "Chianti." Six boys were named "Courvoisier."

Perhaps the ultimate product name for kids uncovered by Mr. Evans was ESPN. Two separate parents, one in Texas and one in Michigan, named their sons after the sports cable network. A reporter for the Dallas Morning News traced down the family of big sports fans and learned that the correct pronunciation of little ESPN's name is "espen."

So what does this mean? Are children being seen in the same terms as consumer products or other possessions? Certainly, just as there are trophy wives, there are now trophy children. The desire to own a baby is driving much of the new reproductive technologies. Babies are already being bought and sold in the practice of hiring surrogate mothers.

Certainly parents have the right to name a child anything they want, and it is wrong to give someone a hard time just for having an unusual name, which, as in Johnny Cash's boy named Sue, can be a character-building experience. (Maybe he could have changed the spelling to "Sioux.")

For some, the "Christian name," as it is called, is given at baptism. And its true significance comes from that one individual identity being identified with and joined to a greater name: "ESPN, I baptize you in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit."

Christians find their own name and identity—whatever it is—in the name of Jesus, "God saves."


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Extended News
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To: drlevy88
So, was Cleveland Evans born in the era when parents named their babies after cities?
281 posted on 11/08/2003 6:49:42 PM PST by WaterDragon
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To: Spyder
My favorite Argentine name is Immaculata Concepcion Finkelstein.
282 posted on 11/08/2003 6:52:34 PM PST by AnAmericanMother (. . . sed, ut scis, quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?. . .)
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To: stand watie; All
The great published authority on this question is John Train's Remarkable Names of Real People. It was published in 1977 and sadly is out of print.

But some enterprising soul has posted excerpts from Train's book.

283 posted on 11/08/2003 7:02:44 PM PST by AnAmericanMother (. . . sed, ut scis, quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?. . .)
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To: BenLurkin
What's wrong with Cobweb, Moth and Mustardseed, huh?


284 posted on 11/08/2003 7:07:25 PM PST by AnAmericanMother (. . . sed, ut scis, quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?. . .)
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To: rhema
I named my two beautiful German Shepards after the Inteligencia:

"Play-Toe" and "Sock-Rat-Ease" !!!

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285 posted on 11/08/2003 7:14:05 PM PST by GeekDejure (<H3> Searching For The Meaning Of "Huge" Fonts !!!</H3>)
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To: Fzob
There ought to be at least a thousand named Trojan.
286 posted on 11/08/2003 7:27:44 PM PST by Old Professer
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To: rhema
I was just thinking ... these product names will be helpful to normal HR people, if they still exist. It would make it easier to put Chevy's and Ford's resume in the circular file. Honestly if the parents come up with these sort of names it's unlikely you'll be bowled over by the performance of the product of the two. It's a HUGE red flag.
287 posted on 11/08/2003 8:25:07 PM PST by nmh
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To: rhema
This is the funniest thread I've seen in awhile.

I can't resist submitting there potentials ....

How about Bounty (the great picker upper) for a boy of course. Or aids, or motion?

288 posted on 11/08/2003 8:58:54 PM PST by nmh
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To: Fzob
"IZOD"

Me too!
289 posted on 11/08/2003 9:03:41 PM PST by Constantine XIII
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To: WaterDragon
So, was Cleveland Evans born in the era when parents named their babies after cities?

Perhaps not, but his parents were clearly forerunners in another annoying naming trend: giving what were only last names as first names.

My only theory is, that these people avoid "normal" names because they all know a Steven, or a Mary, etc., that they don't like.

290 posted on 11/08/2003 9:15:58 PM PST by hunter112
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To: GeekDejure

To: rhema

I named my two beautiful German Shepards after the Inteligencia:

"Play-Toe" and "Sock-Rat-Ease" !!!

Good for you. Now, if you could only spell the word correctly that generally describes a class of people with intelligence.

The correct spelling is "intelligentsia".

Dumbed-Down America! Catch the Fever!


291 posted on 11/08/2003 10:39:46 PM PST by handk (The moon belongs to America, and anxiously awaits our Astro-Men. Will you be among them?)
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To: rhema
Not too long ago there was some news story in a ghetto neighborhood in Houston. The news reporter went down there and spent several minutes on a live report interviewing a woman named La Quinta - spelled just like the motel chain. She pronounced it "La Kwinta" but the reporter, not knowing this, kept saying it like the motel, "La Keenta." He did this six or seven times. It was one of the funniest things I had seen on the news in a while.
292 posted on 11/08/2003 10:55:10 PM PST by GOPcapitalist
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To: WhiteGuy
This means that Jerry Springer and Maury Povich both have long careers ahead of them.

Yes. That is true. I was flipping channels late one night and one of those types of shows was on. I don't know what the screwed up topic of the day was, but when I flipped by that channel Jenny Jones or somebody like that was interviewing a horrendously overweight welfare queen type named Chewbacca.

293 posted on 11/08/2003 11:03:49 PM PST by GOPcapitalist
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To: Geezerette
My co-worker had a cleaning lady who named her newborn daughter, "Placenta". She heard the nurse or doctor say the word and thought it was a "real purty name"

I've heard stories like that before. I knew somebody who worked with a lady named Urethra - the mother had heard it used in the hospital and thought it sounded pretty!

294 posted on 11/08/2003 11:06:59 PM PST by GOPcapitalist
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To: stands2reason
I think there will be some boys named Dodge Hemi born this year
295 posted on 11/08/2003 11:32:25 PM PST by GeronL (Visit www.geocities.com/geronl)
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To: GOPcapitalist
My last name is Looney. We had lots of fun growing up. My sisters were Jennifer Lee, Billie Ann, Wendy Elaine and my brother is Dusty Lee..... I am Floyd Geron Looney.

Geron I suppose was shortened from Geronimo.

296 posted on 11/08/2003 11:36:28 PM PST by GeronL (Visit www.geocities.com/geronl)
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To: handk
Meet my son Dodge Hemi../kidding
297 posted on 11/08/2003 11:37:11 PM PST by GeronL (Visit www.geocities.com/geronl)
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To: handk
Good for you. Now, if you could only spell the word correctly that generally describes a class of people with intelligence. The correct spelling is "intelligentsia".

Dumbed-Down America! Catch the Fever!

Tsk, tsk, tsk. As a proof reader you only scored 50%. Shepard = Sheperd !!! ;-))

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298 posted on 11/09/2003 2:08:09 AM PST by GeekDejure (<H3> Searching For The Meaning Of "Huge" Fonts !!!</H3>)
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To: GeronL
I knew a girl in college named Pansy Looney.
SO...Rounding it all up....from college, Pansy Looney, Anita Hurt, Anita Miracle, Ivy Bush, and Priscilla Butt (don't remember anyone calling her "Prissy", but it must have happened sometime) (Priscilla was from India).
299 posted on 11/09/2003 5:29:24 AM PST by Renfield
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To: hunter112
Perhaps not, but his parents were clearly forerunners in another annoying naming trend: giving what were only last names as first names.

This isn't a new trend, it's a long-standing custom in the South, especially among the older families.

Usually results when a girl of good family marries a guy of good family, and they want to preserve her family name in the line. No decent Southern girl would hyphenate her name (at least not until recently), so the parents would bestow her maiden name as a given name to her firstborn son.

This has happened over and over again in my family, and I'm afraid I did it to both my son and my daughter - although I did also give them a more "normal" name for convenience because my maiden name doesn't make as good a Christian name as some. This means that they have three names - which is considered odd unless you're an old-line Southerner (or a Catholic). But the bonus is that it makes genealogy a whole lot easier.

300 posted on 11/09/2003 7:14:30 AM PST by AnAmericanMother (. . . sed, ut scis, quis homines huiusmodi intellegere potest?. . .)
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