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Brand names: Some Americans are naming their children after consumer products
WORLD ^ | 11/15/03 | Gene Edward Veith

Posted on 11/08/2003 3:43:15 AM PST by rhema

NAMES, THE EMBLEMS OF A PERSON'S IDENTITY, used to mean something. "Abraham" means "father of a multitude." "Moses" means "draws out," as of the River Nile and as he would draw the people out of slavery. "Jesus" means "God saves," so that His very name testifies to His deity and His saving work.

In other tribal societies, people are sometimes named for animals ("Sitting Bull") or for something else in nature ("Red Cloud"). The same holds true for European tribes: "Beowulf" means "bee wolf," a figure of speech for "bear." In the Middle Ages, children born on a Saint's Day were named for that saint, giving them their patron saint. Puritans started naming their children after virtues, such as Faith and Prudence, or after other abstractions such as Increase.

Then the meaning of names began to lie generally in some association, as in naming a child for someone in the Bible. Many names have family significance, with children named after parents, ancestors, or other relatives.

The main criterion for names today, though, is not so much their meaning as whether they sound good. Some parents, in order to ensure their child's utter individuality, make up unique names, a set of musical syllables and unusual spellings designed to ensure that no one else in the world has exactly that name.

As the pop culture—the world of entertainment and commercialism—drives out traditional culture, from education to the church, it shows up too in the names people choose for their children. Decades from now, adults will find themselves saddled with the names of by then old-fashioned pop stars who happened to have been big at the time their mothers gave birth. Soap-opera characters, it has been noted, are a major influence on the names of real babies.

A new trend in baby names, however, takes the pop-culture influence to a new level. Cleveland Evans, a psychology professor at Nebraska's Bellevue University and a member of the American Name Society, studied Social Security records for the year 2000 and found that many children today are being named after consumer products.

Twenty-two girls registered that year were named "Infiniti." Not "Infinity" with a "y," as in the illimitable attribute of God, but "Infiniti" with an "i," as in the car. There were also 55 boys named "Chevy" and five girls named "Celica."

Hundreds of children were named after clothing companies. There were 298 girls named "Armani." There were 164 named after the more casual "Nautica." Six boys were named "Timberland," after the boot.

Sometimes the clothing namesakes are more generic, with a special emphasis on fabrics. Five girls were named "Rayon." Six boys were named "Cashmere," seven were named "Denim," and five were named "Cotton" (though perhaps this was for Increase Mather's son).

Forty-nine boys were named "Canon," after the camera. Seven boys were named "Del Monte," apparently in honor of canned vegetables. Twenty-one girls were named "L'Oreal," after the hair dye, presumably to let them know that "you are worth it."

"Sky" might be the name of a nature-loving flower child's offspring (as in River Phoenix), but 23 girls and 6 boys were named "Skyy." This is a brand of vodka. Parents are naming their children after other alcoholic beverages, too. Nine girls were named "Chianti." Six boys were named "Courvoisier."

Perhaps the ultimate product name for kids uncovered by Mr. Evans was ESPN. Two separate parents, one in Texas and one in Michigan, named their sons after the sports cable network. A reporter for the Dallas Morning News traced down the family of big sports fans and learned that the correct pronunciation of little ESPN's name is "espen."

So what does this mean? Are children being seen in the same terms as consumer products or other possessions? Certainly, just as there are trophy wives, there are now trophy children. The desire to own a baby is driving much of the new reproductive technologies. Babies are already being bought and sold in the practice of hiring surrogate mothers.

Certainly parents have the right to name a child anything they want, and it is wrong to give someone a hard time just for having an unusual name, which, as in Johnny Cash's boy named Sue, can be a character-building experience. (Maybe he could have changed the spelling to "Sioux.")

For some, the "Christian name," as it is called, is given at baptism. And its true significance comes from that one individual identity being identified with and joined to a greater name: "ESPN, I baptize you in the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit."

Christians find their own name and identity—whatever it is—in the name of Jesus, "God saves."


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Extended News
KEYWORDS: namesake
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To: rhema
"Yes, it's spelled 'Luxury Yacht', but it's pronounced 'Throatwarbler-Mangrove'."
181 posted on 11/08/2003 10:27:01 AM PST by Redcloak (Is this thing on?)
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To: rhema
My aunt, who is a nurse, was working labor, delivery and postpartum. She was the one who took a new baby's name down, and was stunned when a young hispanic couple named their new baby girl Jezebelle. She had a moral dilemma moment when she didn't know whether it was her responsibility to tell the couple who Jezebelle was.......she chose to stay out of it.

Personally, I have 3 name-related pet peeves.

My 1st pet peeve is when baby girls are named things that would never sound good after "Senator______" or "Governor_______", such as "Mimi" or "Buffy" or "Brittni".

My second pet peeve is when names clash ethnically. "Pedro O'Reardon" "Brittany Garcia" "Patrick Gonzalez" "Cheyenne Kawolski".

My third pet peeve is when kids have names that are misspelled (these also don't look good after "Senator ______" or "Governor _______"), such as "Shyann" for Cheyenne, or "Kodee" for "Cody" or "Britnee" for Brittany.

Personally, I think family first or last names should always be used for first or middle names, because it helps with genealogy records/research later on.

182 posted on 11/08/2003 10:36:27 AM PST by hispanarepublicana (Mr. Fox, give us our water!!!)
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To: rhema
Charlie Sheen made a very funny quote not too long ago, making fun of how celebrities give their kids weird names.
183 posted on 11/08/2003 10:41:18 AM PST by baseballfanjm
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To: rhema
So what's the big deal??

signed,

Snikers M. Zagnut
184 posted on 11/08/2003 10:53:37 AM PST by international american
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To: All
A "people are crazier than anybody" bump....
185 posted on 11/08/2003 11:01:10 AM PST by JoJo Gunn (Help control the Leftist population - have them spayed or neutered ©)
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To: rhema
The funniest TV bit I ever saw was on "In Living Color." (I think. If anyone knows, please correct me.)

Kids were getting on a summer camp bus and their names were being called out...

"Pepto Bismol?" "Onomatopoeia?" "Chlamydia?"

Needless to say, I never saw it rerun.

186 posted on 11/08/2003 11:03:57 AM PST by Dr. Eckleburg (There are very few shades of gray.)
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To: Dr. Eckleburg
Alopecia?....Gynolotrimim?
187 posted on 11/08/2003 11:05:47 AM PST by hispanarepublicana (Mr. Fox, give us our water!!!)
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To: rhema
Don't you think there should be a prize for the first FReeper to name their kid "JimRob" or "Freeper" or even......"Hispanarepublicana"?
188 posted on 11/08/2003 11:10:07 AM PST by hispanarepublicana (Mr. Fox, give us our water!!!)
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To: rhema
I've met a lot of strippers who were named after sports cars. :-)
189 posted on 11/08/2003 11:10:43 AM PST by TheEngineer
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To: mhking; aruanan
A couple weeks ago, there was a picture of some junior high school's cheerleading squad in my local paper.

There were only six girls on the squad.

Five of them were named Kaitlyn.

But every one of them spelled it differently.

190 posted on 11/08/2003 11:27:31 AM PST by Timesink
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To: whereasandsoforth
her son's middle name is Dallas. She said he was conceive in Dallas. Maybe these product tie-ins are an extention of that kind of thinking.

I'm sure that is the explination for at least some in this paragraph:

"Sky" might be the name of a nature-loving flower child's offspring (as in River Phoenix), but 23 girls and 6 boys were named "Skyy." This is a brand of vodka. Parents are naming their children after other alcoholic beverages, too. Nine girls were named "Chianti." Six boys were named "Courvoisier."

191 posted on 11/08/2003 11:36:47 AM PST by StriperSniper (All this, of course, is simply pious fudge. - H. L. Mencken)
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To: Oorang
Back in that same period, a friend had a daughter named Leaves (he looked out the door and the first thing he saw was leaves, fortunately he didn't see something River left outside the door...) and a boy he named Cranberry.

He also had a dog named River and another couple we knew in Big Sur named their son River. After the dog? They said no but they did get some kidding on that.

When I lived in Texas I worked with a guy named Paul Free.

He named his daughter Fancy and his son Scott.
192 posted on 11/08/2003 11:39:49 AM PST by Syncro
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To: Syncro
Always been partial to "toilet brush" and "sink stop" for naming the young'uns.
193 posted on 11/08/2003 11:44:16 AM PST by wunderkind54
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To: VeritatisSplendor
Honest to gosh, my cousin told me the same story -dates from the 50's and 60's in New York. I had to assume it was illiterate Blacks, because the parents were always Blacks.

I've also noticed another trend among Blacks and that is to pick out the strangest names that have never been heard before. I gather a "famous" version of this is "Beyonce" but whenever I talk to someone at Verizon or Cingular, I tell you, I get the weirdest names. Why do parents feel the need to "make up" names for their children? What happened to Sally, Harry, Bob, Dick and Jane for Pete's sake.

The latest weird one was Memorythrice. I kid you not.

194 posted on 11/08/2003 11:51:30 AM PST by TruthNtegrity (God bless America, God bless President George W. Bush and God bless our Military!)
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To: carpio
I thought of Ned's Atomic Dustbin...
195 posted on 11/08/2003 11:53:12 AM PST by StrictTime
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To: rhema
"Hotspur" for the boy and "Peasblossom" for the girl!
196 posted on 11/08/2003 11:53:47 AM PST by BenLurkin (Socialism is Slavery)
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To: Ronly Bonly Jones
I used to work with a guy by the name of Dan Titsworth. He had actually managed to survive the Army with that name, and one day, he told us that after his Father had died, he was thinking of changing his name - to BOB. He was just kidding of course, and is named........Dan Titsworth, to this day.

Sometimes I have to wonder, where do last names come from? Especially that one!
197 posted on 11/08/2003 11:57:02 AM PST by TruthNtegrity (God bless America, God bless President George W. Bush and God bless our Military!)
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To: aruanan

Two "N"s?

198 posted on 11/08/2003 11:58:23 AM PST by BenLurkin (Socialism is Slavery)
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To: Fzob
Never heard of John Prine? You are in for a treat. He is the greatest song writer/country folk singer who ever lived. Click here for some basic info.
199 posted on 11/08/2003 12:02:21 PM PST by carpio
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To: Fzob
Never heard of John Prine? You are in for a treat. He is the greatest song writer/country folk singer who ever lived. Click here for some basic info.
200 posted on 11/08/2003 12:03:56 PM PST by carpio
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