A Golf Joke
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her,explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. I'm on the 7th hole,"she replied, "and you are a hole behind me so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine, the same thing happened and he approached her again with the same request. "I'm on number 14, and you're still a hole behind, so you must be on the 13th hole." Once again he thanked her and returned to his play. He finished his round and went to the clubhouse where he saw the same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he knew the lady. The bartender said that she was a sales lady and played the course often. He approached her and said, "Let me buy you a drink in appreciation for your help." I understand that you're in the sales profession. I'm in sales also. What do you sell? "I'll tell you, but you're going to laugh," she replied. "No, I won't." "Well, if you must know," she answered, "I work for Tampax." With that, he laughed so hard he almost fell off the barstool. "See," she said. "I knew you'd laugh!" "That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied, "I'm a salesman for Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you."
Another golf joke. Two guys slipped away from work after telling their wives they had work piled up and couldn't play golf with them.
After playing three holes they got behind two ladies and they were playing very slow. After following and waiting for several holes one of the guys says I'll go ask if we can play through.
He went up the fairway and got almost to the women and turned and came back. The other guy asked why didn't you say anything to them.
The first one says, "One of them is my wife and the other is my mistress and I told them both I had too much work to do and couldn't play with them.
The second guy says he will go ask. He does the same thing. Gets about halfway to the ladies and turns and comes back.
The first one asked why.
He said, "Small world isn't it?"