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Schwarzenegger election to become porn film
Herald Sun ^
| 05nov03
Posted on 11/04/2003 2:20:24 PM PST by Simmy2.5
WASN'T it just bound to happen? The story of the race to become the governor of California is being turned into a porn movie, Ananova.com reports.
One of the candidates in the race, adult actress Mary Carey, will soon begin shooting a sexy behind-the-scenes view of the campaign. The two-hour picture will co-star porn veteran Ron Jeremy as California's current deputy governor, Cruz Bustamante, and muscle-bound X-rated actor Lee Stone as Arnold Schwarzenegger. Carey, 23, will play herself.
"It's kind of, like, satirical," said Mark Kulkis, president of Kick Ass Pictures, which is producing the film. "I think that Mr. Bustamante and Mr. Schwarzenegger will take it in the fun spirit in which it's intended because we're not being mean-spirited at all with this."
Don't bet on it.
TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: California
KEYWORDS: bustamante; catrans; marycarey; pornstar; recall; ronjeremy; schwarzenegger
It had to happen.
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posted on
11/04/2003 2:20:38 PM PST
by
Simmy2.5
To: Simmy2.5
Will the production costs be paid for with campaign funds?
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posted on
11/04/2003 2:23:03 PM PST
by
Old Sarge
(Serving You... on Operation Noble Eagle!)
To: Simmy2.5
The two-hour picture will co-star porn veteran Ron Jeremy as California's current deputy governor, Cruz Bustamante
Bwaahaaa! That’s perfect casting! Ron Jeremy will no doubt employ a cheesy “we don’t need no stinkin’ badges” Mexican accent.
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posted on
11/04/2003 2:25:01 PM PST
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Simmy2.5
Cruz Bustamante must be thrilled to be represented by Ron Jeremy's 10" penis.
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posted on
11/04/2003 2:27:32 PM PST
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: Simmy2.5
"Recall Erection"
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posted on
11/04/2003 2:27:52 PM PST
by
sawoody
To: Simmy2.5
Who's playing Gary Coleman?
Can anyone apply for the job? I know a couple of people that would probably enjoy it.
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posted on
11/04/2003 2:29:15 PM PST
by
Just another Joe
(FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)
To: finnman69
oh, and Gary Coleman has to be in it. A freakshow porn like this must have a midget in it.
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posted on
11/04/2003 2:31:36 PM PST
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: finnman69
Somehow, I'm guessing Bustamante isn't packing what Ron's packing. He's cursed on both counts. Less hair too.
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posted on
11/04/2003 2:34:17 PM PST
by
Callahan
To: finnman69
Having seeing Ron Jeremy shilling for male enhancement pills at night, I think that ten inch 'Ron' is covered over by his belly.
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posted on
11/04/2003 2:39:05 PM PST
by
cyborg
(Kyk nou, die ding wat jy soek issie hierie sienj)
To: ambrose; Simmy2.5
Hmmmm ......
Sounds like you'd appreciate this one.
D
To: Simmy2.5
"I call this plan, 'tough love for Mary Carey's ***'"
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posted on
11/04/2003 2:53:57 PM PST
by
xm177e2
(Stalinists, Maoists, Ba'athists, Pacifists: Why are they always on the same side?)
To: finnman69
Cruz Bustamante must be thrilled to be represented by Ron Jeremy's 10" penis. I hear that Mr. Jeremy is going to pack his apparatus in ice before shooting, so that it more accurately depicts its character.
To: Simmy2.5
THIS JUST IN:
CBS has just signed in to show it during the sweeps week!
To: finnman69
Must be measuring from the pucker-point.
To: cyborg
negative 10 inches as measured from the back of the Hedgehog's belly button.
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posted on
11/04/2003 3:30:39 PM PST
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
To: Simmy2.5
Figures.
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posted on
11/04/2003 3:31:44 PM PST
by
Saundra Duffy
(For victory & freedom!!!)
To: Simmy2.5
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