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"E-mail from a Captain in Iraq!"

We knew there was a dinner planned with ambassador Bremer and LTG Sanchez. There were 600 seats available and all the units in the division were tasked with filling a few tables. Naturally, the 501st MI battalion got our table. Soldiers were grumbling about having to sit through another dog-and-pony show, so we had to pick soldiers to attend. I chose not to go.

But, about 1500 the G2, LTC Devan, came up to me and with a smile, asked me to come to dinner with him, to meet him in his office at 1600 and bring a camera. I didn't really care about getting a picture with Sanchez or Bremer, but when the division's senior intelligence officer asks you to go, you go. We were seated in the chow hall, fully decorated for thanksgiving when aaaaallllll kinds of secret service guys showed up.

That was my first clue, because Bremer's been here before and his personal security detachment is not that big. Then BG Dempsey got up to speak, and he welcomed ambassador Bremer and LTG Sanchez. Bremer thanked us all and pulled out a piece of paper as if to give a speech. He mentioned that the President had given him this thanksgiving speech to give to the troops. He then paused and said that the senior man present should be the one to give it. He then looked at Sanchez, who just smiled.

Bremer then said that we should probably get someone more senior to read the speech. Then, from behind the camouflage netting, the President of the United States came around. The mess hall actually erupted with hollering. Troops bounded to their feet with shocked smiles and just began cheering with all their hearts. The building actually shook. It was just unreal. I was absolutely stunned. Not only for the obvious, but also because I was only two tables away from the podium. There he stood, less than thirty feet away from me! The cheering went on and on and on.

Soldiers were hollering, cheering, and a lot of them were crying. There was not a dry eye at my table. When he stepped up to the cheering, I could clearly see tears running down his cheeks. It was the most surreal moment I've had in years. Not since my wedding and Aaron being born. Here was this man, our President, came all the way around the world, spending 17 hours on an airplane and landing in the most dangerous airport in the world, where a plane was shot out of the sky not six days before.

Just to spend two hours with his troops. Only to get on a plane and spend another 17 hours flying back. It was a great moment, and I will never forget it. He delivered his speech, which we all loved, when he looked right at me and held his eyes on me. Then he stepped down and was just mobbed by the soldiers. He slowly worked his way all the way around the chow hall and shook every last hand extended. Every soldier who wanted a photo with the President got one. I made my way through the line, got dinner, then wolfed it down as he was still working the room.

You could tell he was really enjoying himself. It wasn't just a photo opportunity. This man was actually enjoying himself! He worked his way over the course of about 90 minutes towards my side of the room. Meanwhile, I took the opportunity to shake a few hands. I got a picture with Ambassador Bremer, Talabani (acting Iraqi president) and Achmed Chalabi (another member of the ruling council) and Condaleeza Rice, who was there with him.

I felt like I was drunk. He was getting closer to my table so I went back over to my seat. As he passed and posed for photos, he looked my in the eye and "How you doin', captain." I smiled and said "God bless you, sir." To which he responded "I'm proud of what you do, captain." Then moved on.

FReegards...MUD

"FRee Iraq!!"
(To be sung to Bob Seger's "Like a Rock")

Strength and Boldness...Whuppin' Lib'ral Scum!!
Ignorance is Legion...DemRATS're Sleazy BUMS!!
We fight fer FReedom...Right's never been this strong...FRee Iraq!!

Left's like pre-teens...RATS don't have a CLUE!!
Libs LOATHE our FReedoms...Ignorant Poltroons!!
Folks, Right is Winning...Socialists Dispair!! FReepers ROCK!!

These days're heady...our Fight's 'tween Wrong and Right!!
Our Noble Purpose...the World we shall Enlight!!
Right must hold firmly...'cuz FReedom's Worth the Fight!!
FReedom ROCKS!!

FReepers ROCK!! RightWing's Strong 'cuz we are FRee!!
FReep Iraq!! Liberate the WHOLE MidEast!!
FRee Iraq, Sheeple Blossom When FRee...FRee Iraq!!

God is GOOD, God is Great!! In His Hands we trust our Fate!!
Reject Left's hustlers and RATS' schemes!!
Right stand proud...Right stand tall...Left's about to Fall!!!
MUD still believes in his dreams!!

(ConservativeMusician and/or the BigMan killin' it on guitar...MUD on pie-anny)

Forty years, Lord...Where'd they go?!
Forty years...I'm gittin' old!!
Still, we're fightin' against...Clinton's SCUM!!

And sometimes late at night...ohhh, when I'm FReepin' by candlelight...
The tunes come to me and All IS Right!!
And I recall...I recall....

FRee Iraq!! FReedom's the World's Fate!!
FReepers ROCK!! Shrink the Fed'ralist State!!
Like Iraq!! The World We'll Liberate...like Iraq!!

FReepers ROCK!!! Treason's why we FReep Slick!!
RATS're "shocked"...Left's arses Right Shall Kick!!
Like Iraq, the Righteous Win AGAIN...Like Iraq!!

1 posted on 04/09/2003 11:00:05 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

"Here Was A Man"
(To be spoken--Johnny Cash-like--over a lonely keyboard version of "Joy to the World")

"Here was a man...a man who was born in a small village, the son of a peasant woman. He grew up in another small village. Until He reached the age of thirty, He worked as a carpenter; then, for three years, He was a travelling minister. But He never travelled more than two hundred miles from where He was born, and where He did go, He usually walked. He never held political office, He never wrote a book, He never bought a home, He never had a family, He never went to college, and He never set foot inside a big city, yet...here was a man.

Here was a man...though He never did one of those things that you usually associate with greatness, He had no credentials but Himself. He had nothing to do with this World, except through the Divine Purpose that brought Him to this World.

While He was still a young man, the Tide of Popular Opinion turned against Him. Most of His FRiends ran away...one of them denied Him, one of them betrayed Him and turned Him over to his Enemies. Then, He went through the mockery of a Trial and was nailed to a Roman Cross between two thieves. And even while He was dying, His executioners gambled for the only piece of property He had in this World, and that was His robe, His Purple Robe. When He was dead, He was taken down from the cross and laid in a borrowed grave, provided by a compassionate FRiend.

More than Nineteen Centuries have come and gone, and today He's the Centerpiece of the Human Race, Our Leader, and the Column to Human Destiny. And I think I'm well within the mark when I say that All of the Armies that Ever Marched, All of the Navies that Ever Sailed, All of the Legislative Bodies that Ever Sat, and All of the Kings that Ever Reigned...All of Them Put Together have not affected the Life of Man on this Earth so Powerfully as that One Solitary Life...

Here was a man."

My six-year-old daughter and I were driving along yesterday, listening to our new Christmas CD we had just picked up from Staples Office Supply, when this "song" came on and we both stopped chatting and listened intently. I explained--halfway through--that Mr. Cash was talking about Jesus. Then, after the song was over, JesseLee looked up at me and said, "Daddy, why didn't Jesus have a family?" Temporarily shocked by her natural incisiveness, I mumbled a silly answer about not meeting the right mommy, but the question has been on my mind ever since. So, Jessica, here's the answer Daddy meant to say, "Jesus never had a family because All of Us are His Family, All of Us are His Brothers and Sisters, All of Us are His Children!!"
Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa, Ramadan or not...Happy Holidays to Each and Every One of You Wonderful FReepers...You have become MY extended family!!

Cheerfully Humble FReegards...MUD

1 posted on 12/03/2001 4:46:05 AM EST by Mudboy Slim (Justice@in't.NEGOTIABLE!!!)

The 12 Days of Justice
(To the tune of 12 Days of Christmas)

On the First Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Slick in a Penitentiary.

On the Second Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to me
Two Terms for Dubyuh
And Slick in a Penitentiary.

On the Third Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Three More Right Wing Jurists,
Two Terms for Dubyuh,
And Slick in a Penitentiary.

On the Fourth Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Four subpoenas for Reno,
Three more Right Wing Jurists,
Two Terms for Dubyuh,
And Slick in a Penitentiary.

On the Fifth Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Five M-I-L-L-I-O-N FReepers,
Four Subpeonas for Reno,
Three More Right Wing Jurists,
Two Terms for Dubyuh,
and Slick in a Penitentiary.

On the Sixth Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Six More Pubbie Senators
etc...

On the Seventh Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Seven Hours of Limbaugh
etc...

On the Eighth Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Eight More House Conservatives
etc...

On the Ninth Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Nine Jabs at Jeffords
etc...

On the Tenth Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Ten Indictments for Hillary
etc...

On the Eleventh Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Eleven Lib'ral Retirements
etc...

On the Twelfth Day of Justice
The Good Lord Gave to Me
Twelve Years of Tax Cuts,
Eleven Lib'ral Retirements,
Ten Indictments for Hillary,
Nine Jabs at Jeffords,
Eight More House Conservatives,
Seven Hours of Limbaugh,
Six More Pubbie Senators,
Five M-I-L-L-I-O-N FReepers,
Four Subpoenas for Reno,
Three More Right Wing Jurists,
Two Terms for Dubyuh,
AND SLICK IN A PENITENTIARY!!

Thank y'all for the help.

For a poet
I'm slow at it.

The Sultan

361 posted on 12/18/2001 2:01:58 PM EST by sultan88

MEMO FROM SANTA

I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida, Virginia, North and South Carolina, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas, Alabama, and Arkansas on Christmas Eve. Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209. As part of the new and better contract I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in mind. However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls; however, there are a few differences between us.

Differences such as:

1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: "These toys insured by Smith and Wesson."

2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC cola and pork rinds [or a moon pie] on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please have an empty spit can handy.

3. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace.

4. You won't hear, "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen.." when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you'll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Elliott, and Petty."

5. "Ho, Ho, Ho!" has been replaced by "Yee Haw!" And you also are likely to hear Bubba's elves respond, "I her'd dat!"

6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words "Back Off."

7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and "It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area. Instead, you'll see "Boss Hogg Saves Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other.

And Finally,

8. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you, I'd
make sure you, the wife, and the kids turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree.

Sincerely Yours,
S. Claus

Thanks, md3, fer posting this on another thread...
"A Soldier's Christmas"

The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light,
I gazed round the room and I cherished the sight.
My wife was asleep, her head on my chest,
my daughter beside me, angelic in rest.

Outside the snow fell, a blanket of white,
Transforming the yard to a winter delight.
The sparkling lights in the tree, I believe,
Completed the magic that was Christmas Eve.

My eyelids were heavy, my breathing was deep,
Secure and surrounded by love I would sleep
in perfect contentment, or so it would seem.
So I slumbered, perhaps I started to dream.

The sound wasn't loud, and it wasn't too near,
But I opened my eye when it tickled my ear.
Perhaps just a cough, I didn't quite know,
Then the sure sound of footsteps outside in the snow.

My soul gave a tremble, I struggled to hear,
and I crept to the door just to see who was near.
Standing out in the cold and the dark of the night,
A lone figure stood, his face weary and tight.

A soldier, I puzzled, some twenty years old
Perhaps a Marine, huddled here in the cold.
Alone in the dark, he looked up and smiled,
Standing watch over me, and my wife and my child.

"What are you doing?" I asked without fear
"Come in this moment, it's freezing out here!
Put down your pack, brush the snow from your sleeve,
You should be at home on a cold Christmas Eve!"

For barely a moment I saw his eyes shift,
away from the cold and the snow blown in drifts,
to the window that danced with a warm fire's light
then he sighed and he said "Its really all right,
I'm out here by choice. I'm here every night"

"Its my duty to stand at the front of the line,
that separates you from the darkest of times.
No one had to ask or beg or implore me,
I'm proud to stand here like my fathers before me.

My Gramps died at 'Pearl on a day in December,"
then he sighed, "That's a Christmas 'Gram always remembers."
My dad stood his watch in the jungles of 'Nam
And now it is my turn and so, here I am.

I've not seen my own son in more than a while,
But my wife sends me pictures, he's sure got her smile.
Then he bent and he carefully pulled from his bag,
The red white and blue... an American flag.

"I can live through the cold and the being alone,
Away from my family, my house and my home,
I can stand at my post through the rain and the sleet,
I can sleep in a foxhole with little to eat,
I can carry the weight of killing another
or lay down my life with my sisters and brothers
who stand at the front against any and all,
to insure for all time that this flag will not fall."

"So go back inside," he said, "harbor no fright
Your family is waiting and I'll be all right."
"But isn't there something I can do, at the least,
"Give you money," I asked, "or prepare you a feast?
It seems all too little for all that you've done,
For being away from your wife and your son."

Then his eye welled a tear that held no regret,
"Just tell us you love us, and never forget
To fight for our rights back at home while we're gone.
To stand your own watch, no matter how long.

For when we come home, either standing or dead,
to know you remember we fought and we bled
is payment enough, and with that we will trust.
That we mattered to you as you mattered to us.

Michael Marks
December 7th, 2000
marksman@patriot.net"

FReegards...MUD

"Joy To the World!!"
(To be sung to Johnny Cash's "Joy to the World")

Joy to the world! The Left is Dead!!
RATS just don't know it yet!!**
Joy to the world! The Left is Dead!!
RATS just don't know it yet!!
Let all good folks aid in the Lib'rals' Doom...
Help Mudboy and his Band sing...
Let Justice the New Year bring...
FReep Clinton and Justice the New Year'll bring!!

Ignore Left's spin...RushPower grows...
Networks infest our Minds!!!**
Ignore Left's spin...RushPower grows...
RightWing must show some spine!!
We'll fight to break the Elites' Power...
Far out, Left's Curse is found...
Next, Dems shall fear our Power...
Far out, FAR OUT!! Left's Power is DONE!!

Joy to the World! Let FReedom Ring!!
Let men their songs employ!!

(Good guitar pickin' by Ol' Three-Fingers Vesuvius...aka Mordecai...long story)

Repeat resounding joy...
We FReep with Ol' Mudboy...
We FReep...we FReep...with boundless Joy!!**

Right'll rule the World with Truth and Grace...
We'll break Tyrant poltroons!!**
Right'll rule the World with Truth and Grace...
We'll smite thy Left's in ruins!!
The Glories of Good Righteousness!!
And wonders of Right's Love...
Slick Willie whacks his pud...
The Righteous Right shall sling Good Mud!!

Joy to the world! The Left is Dead!!
RATS just don't know it yet!!

** = FReeperGal Chorus, of course.

Merry Christmas, everyone...MUD

"The HildaBeast Story You Should NEVER Fergit!!"

"(Story originally appreared in the American Spectator, March 97)

It seems that Hillary, who's had her fingerprints found on all the new scandals that are breaking on a daily basis is trying to fix her public image. So, to promote the new effort, showing how deeply Hillary cares about children, especially sick children in hospitals, Georgetown University Medical Center in Washington got a call. Hillary Clinton would be coming over soon with children's author Maurice Sendak. Hillary's advance team would be showing up arranging the security and logistics. The team did show up. What they saw horrified them. The kids in the hospital children's ward really looked sick! Some of them had tubes sticking out. Some had lost their hair to chemotherapy. Some were groggy because of the pain killers they had to take. Hospital officials were quickly told this would not do. Hillary would look bad in a newspaper photo if she posed with sickly looking children. They were told. "No children that look drowsy, skip bald kids, sick looking kids, or kids with tubes sticking out." So here's what the hospital actually did. They outfitted a hospital conference room with toys and kids decorations. They ordered hospital staff members to bring in their healthy children who would pose as sick children in photos with the great St. Hillary. So, on January 10th, Hillary Clinton showed up to Georgetown University Medical Center and read to a bunch of kids with author Maurice Sendak. Had you read the papers or heard the news the next day, you might have been bowled over by her compassion. Actually she demonstrated the opposite. You see the real sick kids, who were originally told they would be visited by the first lady were originally extremely happy and excited at the prospect of her visit. When they were later told, they were too sick looking to be with the great Hillary, some became deeply depressed. After all how would anyone feel not being good enough for Ms. compassion herself. Of course the press published the photos of Hillary reading to the cute kids the next day. They just forgot to tell you that Hillary, in the quest of the perfect photo could not bring herself to be photographed with an actual sick child. The phony mask of compassion that Hillary hides behind has slipped once again. Just around Purim time too!"

I really have a sincere dislike fer the HildaBeast.

FReegards...MUD

"Slick and the DNC"
(To be sung to Janis Joplin's "Me and Bobby McGee")

Started back in Ninety-Two, feelin' all our pain...
Lib'ral's Dealin' Fear as Jaded as Left's Dreams!!
Medyuh tore Bush, Sr. down...Biased fer a Change...
Left told us all, "Camelot's Back in Ol' DeeCee!!"

Slick broke all The Rules...Lib'ral Press just said, "Fantastic!!"
Justice turned "Off"...plump interns spanked Slick's tool...yeah!
Weirdo Lefties cheerin' Slime...Right thought the Country'd lost its Mind!!
MUD sang every song Dem Leftists spew!!

Freep fer Justice just 'cuz it's the Right thing to do...
Nothin' ain't worth nothin', Country, if we can't FReep!!
And Feelin' Good is easy, Lord, oh, when you Sing Fer Truth!!
You know FReepin' fools is good fer Liberty...
Seek Justice fer Slick and the Dee-N-See!!

Fer the Clinton Arkancides and Osama bin Laden...
Yeah Willie shared the blame fer Ol' Waco!!
Slick committed Treason...took bribes from Chi-Com scum...
Yeah, c'mon Ashcroft, Justice must be Bold!!

One day up in the Senate, Lo-ord, we let Slick slip away...
We had'im dead to Rights, but DemRATS denied it!!
Folks, we'll shame all our tomorrows if we don't make Clinton pay....
If we don't make TraitorWillie do his time!!

Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose
Nothin', and that's all that Willie left me
Well, feelin' good was easy, lo-o-ord, when he sang the blues
And feelin' good was good enough for me...um-hmmm!!
Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee yeah

La da da, la da daa, la da daa da daa da daa
La da da da daa dadada RE-Impeach Willie-ah
Laa li daa da daa daa, la da daa da daa
Laa la laa la daada Indict Willie-ah yeah

La di da, ladida LA dida LA di daa, ladida LA dida LA di daa
Hey now Bobby now now Bobby McGee yeah
Lo lo LO lolo LO lo laa, lololo LO lolo LO lolo LO lolo LO la laa
Hey now Bobby now now Bobby McGee yeah

Lord, I called him my lover, I called him my man
I said I called him my lover, did the best I can
C'mon, hey now Bobby now, hey now Bobby McGee, yeah
Lo lo lord, a lord, a lord, a lord, a lord, a lord, a lord oh
Hey, hey, hey, Bobby McGee, lord

[Mudboy kickin' it on pie-anny]

Work in progess...MUD

"Right's Winning"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Nightswimming")

Fight Tyranny...Bold Warriors of The Right!!

We must ignore the Media Whore'd, they sold out long ago...
Spins the Truth backwards so the Sheeple doze.
Clinton, he ain't Right...to Tyrants, Liberty's a Curse!
Nation needs The Right to lead her...We'll DETHRONE Willie first...
That's our solemn pledge! Slick's Goons Shall FEAR Our Might!!

Right's winning...the Truth shall come to light!!
Must make sure all the Sheeple understand.
We shan't let Traitors go...Bill Clinton must be caught!
We'll avenge the Waco Slaughter...this Emperor, he's naked!
Bill's crimes won't go away...seek Justice ev'ryday!!
Right's winning...remember as we fight...
November's coming soon...Right's shooting for the moon!!

Slick, watch my dreams come true!!
Re-Impeached by Congress...Convicted of Treason!!
Your vile style forever shunned...it's God's design...Right's Winning!!

Bill, your crimes condemn you...Slick, we will soon judge...
Guilty of Vile Tyranny!! I sit here laughing quietly...
MUD predicted this...Right's winning!!

(Reprise)

Ignore the Left's protests...They love Slick 'cuz RATS love Liars!
Right's Winning!! Come join the Noble Right...

Come join our Righteous Fight!!

FReegards...MUD

"We'll Know Sweet Justice"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Green Grow the Rushes")

The Twin Tower's fallen...blood on Slick's hands!!
Slick couldda stopped the Taliban...
Reading polls, Bill chose to snooze...
How could he lose?! Press hides the news.

Lib'rals Hate building, ain't Envy grand?!
The Truth's been whitewashed...Gotta fight Left's Evil Band!!
Slick's gonna go down...gotta go down!!

We know El Rushbo knows...
We know John Ashcroft knows...
We know that Dubyuh knows...
Blind Justice, make Prison Slick's home!!

Fight fer yer FReedom...ain't another way!!
Guilty associates, True Justice requires Clinton's Crimes be shown!!
Guilty Lib'ral HO's!!!

Ignore the RINOs...word is they're not too brave.
They're lasses that hide from conflict...they waste the air that they breathe...
Good Patriots lead again!!!

We know Rush Limbaugh knows...
We know George Dubyuh knows...
FReepers show the Country how...
Sweet Justice Bless our Righteous Home!!

FReegards...MUD

11 posted on 02/13/2002 10:10:42 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

"RATS're Dolts!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")

Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral girls!!

The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!!
Cowards with no soul...ugly cows!! Question...
"Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...Beat DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...Teach DemLib'ral girls!!

Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!!
Cowards fear our roll...shut their mouths!!
Osama bin Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! A question:
"Did Slick miss purposely? Why did Bill bite her lip?
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please vote fer change!!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Folks...FReedom hearkens...
Bush...shall seek Justice!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off...
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...a question:
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!

Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)

"Right Side of the Tunes"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")

Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President...
Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand!
Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!

Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small...
The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore...
But every day, they enable Slick still more!

But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined...
While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill.
And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew...
I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!

EX-President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept!
We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"...
We'll rearrange those Lib'ral's brains!!
We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me!
Clinton shall die in chains...he shant go free!!!

So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears...
You sing out but no one seems to hear!
Those DemonRATS promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins!
Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...

[Eclipse]

Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease...
It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels...
She was in love...while Bill masturbates...
Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!

To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal...
All Lib'rals lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!

Left can't create...Left just destroys...
Socialist fools...they'll learn someday.
The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete!
Come join the Right...we're winning the fight!
We'll devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE...
All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...yes, it's true!
The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 07/14/1999 00:25:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Poet's "Paradise Lost, Again"

Do you remember what John Milton wrote?
a great poem of note,
he called it Paradise Lost,
we now know what that cost

Now a second Paradise is going away
because we’re being led astray
Americans don’t question anymore,
they accept any political whore

How sad, how very sad
to lose the freedoms that we had
what’s that you say?
has my mind gone astray?

Well let’s review what I write,
hopefully it will shed some light
as liberty takes flight,
while the thieves work through the night

I see laws being passed,
assuring our freedom will not last,
done in the name of security,
soon, we’ll no longer be free

They passed the “patriot law”
and finance reform,
each is flawed,
serfdom will be the norm

Free speech will be restricted,
demonstrations interdicted,
a czar will judge our intent,
we’ll wonder where our freedom went

These people are truly evil,
intent on causing upheaval,
in our values system,
fulfilling their mission

Look what they’ve done to our nation
taking over our schools,
they are an aberration,
turning out non-thinking fools

That’s why the Clintons walk free,
also Terry Mac, Reno and Kennedy,
they’re all involved in serious crimes,
yet not one is doing time

The majority have been put to sleep,
having been molded into sheep,
except for us who speak out loud,
refusing to go along with the crowd

Maybe we’ll win, maybe we’ll lose,
it depends on what Americans choose,
will integrity and honor prevail,
will these criminals be sent to jail?

And the beat goes on

Copyright © 2002 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved.
October 25, 2992

FReegards to all

194 posted on 10/26/2002 1:18:42 AM EDT by poet

Utmost FReegards to you, sparhawk...MUD

"Black-Hearted Lib'ral!!"
(To be sung to Led Zepellin's "Black Country Woman")

Shall we roll it JimRob?
We're rolling on ah...[Number one.] One? Ah one again.
A-hah. I'm tryin'a get this aeroplane off.
Nah, leave it. Yeah.

Hey, hey Lib'rals...what's the matter here?!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you act so queer?!!
Ya didn't have to tell US that ya love Slick so...
Right's gonna haveta whupya, Commies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what'chu really FEAR?!!
Ya didn't have to be such a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make me put my fist in yer face.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why ya act so queer?!
Folks, it's all Right...We're Voting 'Gainst Left's Fears!!

Hey, hey Networks...why you treat Right mean?
Oh, oh Med'yuh, why won't you come clean?! Oh yeah. Ah yeah.
Ya didn't have to slaughter children like you did...
Ya didn't have to tell me "MUD, yer just a kid."
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why'd ya treat Right mean?!
Ya didn't have to say you'd support FELONS with Pride...
Ya didn't have to tell Slick Left Approves ArkanCide!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you treat chicks mean?!
Folks, that's all Right, I'll know young Chelsea, too!!

Oh yeah, Let's ROLL!!

Ya didn't have to tell me that ya love Slick so,
Ya didn't have to leave US, Lib'rals...yer Slick's HO's!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ya didn't have to make yerselves a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make MUD put his fist in yer face!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ahh but that's alright, I'd be the same way too.

Oh yeah-yo.
Roll Man! ROLL!!

Now my baby, now you didn't have to crucify me like you did,
Ya didn't have to tell me I was just your kid.
Hey, hey mama, what's the matter here?
Ya didn't have to tell me you would be my own,
We shouldn't have to deal with babies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?
FReepers'll Fight...I'll know HildaBeast, too.

Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Oh!

Next, I'm comin' fer you, Bubba!!
< Whistle!

BTW...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Heh heh heh...MUD

209 posted on 10/30/2002 1:07:48 AM EST by Mudboy Slim

"Keep OUR Votes to Ourselves!!"
(To be sung to the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Yer Hands to Yerself")

We gotta little change in the offin'...goin' jing a ling a ling
Gonna call you on the telephone baby and give you a ring
But each time I try I get the same old thing always
no huggy no kissy till I get a wedding ring
Now honny now baby don't put my love upon no shelf
Don't feed me no lies...we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!

Now baby baby baby why you treat me this way
now I'm still your lover boy I still feel the same way
That's when she told me the story bout free milk and a cow
Now huggy no kissy till I get a wedding vow
Now honny now baby don't put my love opon no shelf
Don't feed me no lies...we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!

(ConservativeMusician workin' the axe!!...MUD on harp...)

Ya see I wanted real bad and I was about to give in
that's when she started talkin about true love started talkin bout sin
I said, "Dubyuh, I'll live with ya for the rest of my life
She said no huggy no kissy till you make me your wife
Now honny now baby don't put my love opon no shelf
She said, "Don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yerself!!"

Pre...MUD

President Bush, denounced by Old Europe and Old Europe Democrats as a Yankee Imperialist Invader Plundering Iraq For Profit, Thursday came under even harsher attack, with Old Europe saying it wants in on Bush's Yankee-Imperialist-Invader-Plundering-Iraq-For-Profit schemes -- or else (or else they'll stump their feet and go crying to Kofi Annan, which they did). Germany, Russia, Canada and France -- wonderful U.S. allies who fought the U.S.-led effort to topple Saddam -- complain that Bush hurt their feelings by keeping them from making money with U.S.-financed Iraq reconstruction projects, totaling $18.6 billion. Old Europe calls it an outrage that the U.S. would reward countries which helped the U.S. by sending soldiers and money to Iraq -- while denying U.S. taxpayer money to countries which sent neither soldiers nor money to Iraq.

But don't get Old Europe wrong, says Old Europe, which hotly denies it's only interested in the money. No way. They say all they want is to help Bush succeed in Iraq -- really! But now, with their feelings so terribly hurt, Old Europe may even say no to restructuring Iraqi debt (money Old Europe wasn't going to see anyway). But this has nothing to do with money either -- honest!

Sen. John F. Kerry, whom rumor has it served in Vietnam, strongly backed the French position. "I think limiting (expletive) contracts ... is an enormous (expletive) mistake. I think it (expletive) borders on the (expletive) stupid," said the Old Europe Democrat and '04 contender Thursday, campaigning in his home state of Massachusetts, with polls in neighboring New Hampshire showing him locked in a tight race with the flu outbreak. Kerry, furious that Bush would shut out Old Europe from Iraq reconstruction money, voted to shut out the U.S. from Iraq reconstruction money in a recent Senate vote (the vote on the $87 billion for Iraq and Afghanistan).

Like Old Europe, Democrats say it's shocking that Bush would seek to make any distinction between countries which helped and countries which didn't help topple Saddam. Democrats say the U.S. must offer Old Europe an Olive Branch and try to make up for all the harm Old Europe tried to inflict on us. (Democrats also say it's shocking that Bush decided to rescind tariffs on European steel -- this is no time to offer Europe any Olive Branches!)

"Let me make sure everybody understands," said Bush, answering questions from reporters at the Cabinet Room Thursday, that "men and women from our country, who proudly wear our uniform, risked their life to free Iraq. Men and women from other countries, in a broad coalition, risked their lives to free Iraq. And the expenditure of U.S. dollars will reflect the fact that U.S. troops and other troops risked their life."

"Sir," said one reporter, "Chancellor Schroeder says international law must apply in this case. What's your understanding of the law?"

"International law? I better call my lawyer," Bush shot back. "He didn't bring that up to me," said Bush, alluding to a telephone conversation Wednesday with the German leader, who took the occasion to complain about not being able to make any money from U.S. reconstruction contracts. (But it's not about the money -- honest!)

Frankly, I think this whole brouhaha could be put to bed in a heartbeat. Wanna get the French uninterested in Iraq reconstruction money? Tell 'em...

*No Iraq reconstruction money may be used to rebuild statutes of Saddam
*No Iraq reconstruction money may be used to rebuild Saddam's torture chambers
*No Iraq reconstruction may be used for military aid to the Fedayeen
*Remind the French Iraq is a war-zone
*Some Iraq reconstruction money must be used to erect statutes of George W. Bush

If that doesn't work, if the Democrats are still angry, tell the French they'll get reconstruction money just as soon as Howard Dean unseals his records in Vermont.

;-)

Anyway, that's...
My two cents...
"JohnHuang2"

Dittoes, mi hermano...MUD