Black XXII: "Right's Been Fergotten!!"

The MudCave | 4 November 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right's Been Fergotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....

Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"

Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!

(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...

Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!

Mudboy Slim

[sultan88]

"I thought Mudboy Slim finally paid up on the bets he has lost.."

Ah, perhaps you had one too many Guinesses??

[jla]

I'm sure you've you seen the video at W's website, When Angry Democrats Attack!?

Howard Dean is one scary individual! LOL

[sultan88]

How about a RedTableMeeting the second week of January? Right before the GA meets.

[sultan88]

Treasa, are you a Richmonder and would you like to be included in the RTM?

[jla]

Treasa's in Fla, Sultan.
We could extend an invitation to Guv. Warner.

[Treasa]

Thanks for the invite though. :)
:waves: to jla...
Treasa

[Corin Stormhands]

Tricksey week for me. But I can do it earlier in the week. Have a bored meeting on Thursday and am heading out of town on Thursday night for "Entmoot."

It's a Hobbit Hole thing.

[putupon]

RedTableMeeting the second week of January?

Sounds good to me, right when we will need one!

New Warner: Reality led to tax shift post here

[iceskater]

Whatever works for everyone else - my schedule is pretty flexible.

[Mudboy Slim]

Tolkien's "The Return of the King" is only one week away!!

Great ROTK Resource...MUD

[HairOfTheDog]

That was a heck of a post!

6 days MUD!

Hair

[Mudboy Slim]

Yep...I wouldda hated to haveta format that baby...MUD

BTW...8 days fer me...looks like the soonest I can get to the theater will be on the 19th.

[HairOfTheDog]

I have tickets to the midnight show on Tuesday, and a matinee on Wed. :~D

[Mudboy Slim]

You lucky dog...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"SCOTUS Opinion re: Campaign Finance Reform"

SHEEEEESH...sad day fer the First Amendment...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"SCALIA SUMS IT UP -
"Justice Scalia, in his opinion, writes, "This is a sad day for freedom of speech." He then adds, "Who could have imagined that the same Court which, within the past four years, has sternly disapproved of restrictions upon such inconsequential forms of expression as virtual child pornography...tobacco advertising...dissemination of illegally intercepted communications...and sexually explicit cable programming...would smile with favor upon a law that cut to the heart of what the First Amendment is meant to protect: the right to criticize the government."

Despite Scalia's brilliance, this SCOTUS is tragically LeftWing...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right Side of the Tunes"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Brain Damage/Eclipse")

Sex Lunatic EX-President...a Miscreant EX-President...
Those phone sex games and semen stains can't stand!
Got to make Bill Clinton feel our Wrath!!

Young intern kneels in Bill's Hall...EX-President is lookin' small...
The Networks know their Vile Creation's just a Whore...
But every day, they enable Slick still more!

But soon their dam'll break open...many Libs'll be ruined...
While GOOD Leaders rule upon the Hill.
And when the Left implodes...the World will start anew...
I'll see you on the Right Side of the Tunes!

EX-President has lost his head...Slick's debauchery we can't accept!
We'll raise a Cain, we'll force "The Change"...
We'll rearrange those Lib'ral's brains!!
We'll storm the doors...Bill's got no files on me!
Clinton shall die in chains...he shant go free!!!

So, if your heart hurts, you can't trust your own ears...
You sing out but no one seems to hear!
Those DemonRATS promote Slick's lifestyle...RAT Party LIES in ruins!
Please join me on the Right side of the Tunes...

[Eclipse]

Slick lies so much...Slick lies with ease...
It leaves a bad taste...Monica kneels...
She was in love...while Bill masturbates...
Slick's rosie palm...fraudulently raised!

To all you Libs...it ain't a big deal...
All Lib'rals lie, beg, borrow and steal!!!

Left can't create...Left just destroys...
Socialist fools...they'll learn someday.
The Leftist Elites...are totally Effete!
Come join the Right...we're winning the fight!
We'll devolve Power...Bureaucracies GONE...
All this will come...with Liberty under man's Law...yes, it's true!
The Lib'ral Lie exposed by our Tunes...

Mudboy Slim

1 Posted on 07/14/1999 00:25:56 PDT by Mudboy Slim

[HairOfTheDog]

You lucky dog...MUD

More like obsessed!

[Mudboy Slim]

At least it's a healthy obsession...

"Willie and the Hand Jive"
(To be sung to Eric Clapner's--aka Clapton's--"Willie and the Hand Jive")

I know a cat named Ol' Slick Willie...
Gotta phat li'l chick named BigAss Hill'ry!
She's a squawkin', dried-up, worn-out shrew...
So Slick just plays that ol' skin flute!
Look out, Country, it's an intern 'ho'...
Doin' Slick's hand jive...knees to the flo'!
Media's havin' a pretty good time...
'Cuz Left don't see where cheatin's a crime.
Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive...
Slap that monkey blind!

Slick was a young Ozark A.G....
When he ambushed poor Juanita B!!
Sex Fiend Willie gave her quite a treat...
When he raped that lady, her lip did bleed.
Quaint style, Slick's VILE, he smiles,
"Baby, get yo'self some ice!!"

Slick and Hill'ry...they having a ball...
Abusin' their Power and that ain't all,
'Cuz they committed TREASON it's plain to see...
Slick's tellin' them big lies on TeeVee.
Slick LIES, Slick SPIES, he'll resign...
And do that Prison Time.

Hey...hey-ey

Ridicule...Ridicule...RIDICULE!!! This one's gotta FUNKY BEAT...MUD

97 posted on 10/29/01 4:02 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Kosovo Slaughter"
(To be sung to Deep Purple's "Smoke on the Water")

Yugoslavs thought they were sovereign...
Forgot 'bout Left's "New World Order"...
'Cuz Fascists wanted a li'l more Power...
And Clinton's motives were VILE!!
Yeah, Slick Willie had a problem...
His Impeachment was bringin' him down...
Said, "Networks need 'em a story...
I'll bomb them Christians outta town!!!"

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!
Innocents slaughtered!!

Slick burned down that Waco House...
Kids FRIED!! What an Evil Sound...
In Viet Nam, Slick LIED and chickened out...
Now, Bill LOVES puttin' kids underground!!
When it all was over...
Them Sheeple they knew their place!!
But Slick's time is runnin' out...
SEEK JUSTICE...Slick must be DISGRACED!!!

Vile Waco Slaughter...small children, they did fry!!
Innocence slaughtered...

(Excellent guitar jammin' by the BigMan...)

We FReeped Slick up on Capitol Hill...
Slick's heart's empty, cold, and hard!!
Yes, we'll keep FReepin'...we must not stop!!
Left's just not Right!! The Righteous the Left doth fear!!
It's a worthwhile fight...gotta use our heads (UNNNHHH!!)
Truth's gonna save the day...
No matter what...Bill will feel Justice!!
We know...Slick knows...FReepers never forget!!

Kosovo Slaughter...Death rainin' from the sky!!!
Dethrone the TYRANT!!

FReegards...MUD

99 posted on 11/16/01 5:22 PM Eastern by Mudboy Slim