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"Stand!!"
(To be sung to Jewel's "Hands")

If I could tell the World just one thing...
It would be...that "We'll be OKAY!!"
Don't get discouraged 'cuz Courage is Vital...
And priceless in times like these...WE MUST EXACT JUSTICE!!

We shan't stop with bin Laden's head!!
We must gather ourselves around our Faith...
Fer Right's what the [Med'yuh/Fascists/Leftists/Lib'rals/Cowards/Nazis/Commies] most fear!!

My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what they've sown.
Yes, we're...the Right!! This is OUR home...
And we shall not be broken!!

Zealotry...felled the Silver Twins...
We must remove Left's cancer!!

Yes...heartache came to visit me...
But I KNEW WHAT I WUZ DOIN' AFTER!!!
We'll fight...we know we're Right!!
For someone must stand up 'gainst Left's blight.
'Cuz where there's a man who has no voice...
There OURS shall go singin'!!

My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what I've grown!!
It's Justice Time...you've bombed my home!!
Now, you've...gone provoked US!!!!

In the End, only the Truth matters...
In the End, only Justice matters!!
I will get down on my knees, and I will pray...
You should get down on yer knees...yes, you should pray!!
Allah? The planes went down...four buildings...soul-lessly razed!!

My hands are gnarled and rough...
But they're not yers...nor what I've smoked.
Now you've riled us...attacked our home!!
Folks, we shall not be broken!!
Right shall not be broken!!!

We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's mind.
We are God's eyes...God's hands...Allah's heart.
We are God's eyes...God's hands...God's eyes...
We are God's hands... RIGHT...MAKE YER STAND!!!

Mudboy Slim (9/18/01)

Posted on XXI just before XXII came up.

Sick and Tired

I’m sick of being sick and tired,
Yes something has to give.
It could not be my lifestyle,
You know the way I live.
So if I say, “I’m sick and tired”,
Please take it with a grain.
I’m really only sick and tired,
Of folks without a brain.
The democrats, the lib’ral press,
The folks in Hollywood.
They really want to wreck this land,
These folks aren’t up to good.
Don’t vote for dems, they mean you harm,
Don’t buy the New York Times.
Don’t go to see the movie show,
Please don’t support these slimes.
You see they need your money to,
Continue their crusade.
Let’s cut them off and then we’ll see,
The idiot’s parade.
They’ll whine and squeal that we aren’t fair,
That we have censored speech.
No they can say what they will say,
But they aren’t out of reach.
The reach of Free America,
To say enough’s, enough.
They’ll find that down here on the ground,
Life can sure be tough.

Flurry 11/4/03

19 August 1999

Letters to the Editor
Richmond Times-Dispatch
Box 85333
Richmond, VA 23293
Attn.: Mr. Ross Mackenzie
Fax #(804)775-8090

Re: What Happened To All The Good Protest Songs?

Editor, Times-Dispatch:

To quote the Honorable Robert H. Bork, "The [1968 Left-Wing] radicals, expecting stern opposition, were astounded by, and contemptuous of, the universities' rapid surrender. They learned that ours is a soft culture with a bad conscience; MORAL INTIMIDATION WORKS! (emphasis mine)" The Radical Left/Liberal Movement has arrogantly, yet disingenuously, assumed the mantle of moral superiority, and good patriotic Americans have been meekly kowtowing to their paternalistic demands for the last 35 years!

Historians will validate that the 1992 Presidential Election will prove to be the Left's most glorious triumph, as an unabashedly sexually-deviant, draft-dodging, morally-repugnant, pot-smoking fiend assumed the most powerful political office on earth. However, Bill Clinton and his Vile Administration, so utterly lacking in basic character and moral underpinnings, will prove to be the Left's Waterloo, as Slick Willie dramatically exposes the hypocrisy of the Liberal Lie to ever-increasing numbers of American voters. The Democrats have already lost both Houses of Congress and over a dozen Statehouses, long-time Democrats have abandoned the Party in droves, and Conservatives/Libertarians have been emboldened to act with a passion reminiscent of Liberals from a bygone era. All we are missing now are a few good old-fashioned Right-Wing protest songs...

Thank you, Slick Willie! Lib'ral DemonRATS, bending over backwards in defense of your corrupt Presidency, have abandoned all claims on moral superiority, exposing the Effete Elite as the self-serving Power mongers they have been all along! And the best is yet to come...for those Democrats who hold too long to the Clinton line, we will witness historic Republican gains come November ‘00. Then, we get to go after Ol' Billzabubba with Impeachment III--Impeachment II is happening within the next six months! With all due respect, Mr. President, you're soon to be yesterday's news!!

Quite Sincerely,

Mudboy Slim

FReep On, my righteous brothers and sisters...MUD

1 Posted on 08/19/1999 13:25:58 PDT by Mudboy Slim

Rock Usama

By order of the President
the Air Force took to flight
they screamed down on the Taliban
and soon they owned the skies!
But the ragheads and their camels
went and hid in every mosque
and everytime we hit them hard
they screamed about their loss.
The Taliban don't like it
Hide, you cowards
Hide, you cowards
The Taliban don't like it.
Hide, you cowards
Run, you cowards!

Now Usama told his followers
you're gonna have to help me die
'cause there's cowboys all around us now
and I'm too scared for suicide.
Then Dubya drove his pick up truck
to the mountain hideaway
he yelled "You know I'm gonna put your head
on my radiator grille!"
Af if you can't remember why
Here are pictures of the Towers
that's why we're gonna kick your ass!

Usama don't like it!
Run, you coward,
Run, you coward!
Usama don't like it!
Run, you coward,
Run, you coward!

Now over in Iraqi land
Hussein just caught a whiff
of the fires in Jalalabad
and in Mazar-e-Sharif.
You know he feels the storm a'coming
and he fell down on his knees
screaming at the Prophet
"Next they're coming after me!"

Saddam don't like it!
Run you coward,
Run you coward!
Saddam don't like it.
Run, you coward
Run, you coward

Then Dubya turned around and smiled
at the troops all waiting there
and said "boys I think it's finally time
to go and make him pay"

Then with thunder and a roar
the Corps came to shore

the United States Marines
finally settling an old score.

Usama don't have long
Rock al-Qaeda
Rock al-Qaeda
Usama don't have long
Rock al-Qaeda
Rock al-Qaeda

He thinks it's not kosher
Fundamentally he can't take it
You know he really hates it...........

311 posted on 11/21/2001 9:41 AM EST by Luis Gonzalez

"120,000 Petition Bush: Bring Clintons To Justice!!"

"With Hillary Clinton installed in the U.S. Senate and Bill Clinton still capturing headlines while quietly running the Democratic Party, it's plain America has yet to get fully past its decade of sleaze. And while most who'd like to move on hope ignoring Bill and Hillary will do the trick, a hearty minority say America suffers from a case of "justice interruptus" - that the former first couple were demonstrably guilty of crimes but timid prosecutors failed to do their jobs. Nearly 120,000 such citizens have petitioned the Bush administration to do something about this lingering affront to the nation's judicial system, in an effort sponsored by the Washington, D.C.-based legal watchdog group Judicial Watch. "59,535 petitions were sent to Attorney General John Ashcroft demanding that he hold Bill and Hillary Clinton accountable using the evidence available to him from Democratic donor Peter Paul," Judicial Watch announced in a press release Tuesday. Paul is the Hollywood producer who contributed over $2 million to Mrs. Clinton's New York Senate campaign - most of which she failed to report to the Federal Election Commission as required by law. "26,103 petitions were also sent to President Bush demanding that he fire IRS Commissioner Charles Rossotti, a Clinton holdover responsible for illegal audits against conservatives organizations and other perceived adversaries of Bill and Hillary Clinton," said Judicial Watch. That kind of abuse of the IRS was considered one of the most egregious crimes in the history of the presidency when Richard Nixon merely tried to do it in the 1970s. Twenty years later the Clintons got away with it in spades, a fact that still has many civil libertarians shaking their heads in disbelief. And finally, says Judicial Watch, "33,580 petitions were sent to President Bush requesting that he rehire Linda Shenwick, the State Department official who single-handedly uncovered numerous instances of waste, fraud, and abuse of authority at the United Nations and State Department." Shenwick was fired just one day after last year's presidential election, a move she believes was in retaliation for her congressional testimony about the U.N.'s massive misuse of U.S. tax dollars. "The underlying basis of conservatism is respect for ethics and the rule of law," Judicial Watch Chairman Larry Klayman told NewsMax.com Wednesday. "The president and the attorney general should understand that they were elected to carry out that mandate."

120K patriotic Americans standing up fer JUSTICE to be done...where is John Ashcroft?!!

FReegards...MUD

"Dreams"

Once there were three trees on a hill in the woods. They were discussing their hopes and dreams when the first tree said, "Someday I hope to be a treasure chest. I could be filled with gold, silver and precious gems. I could be decorated with intricate carving and everyone would see the beauty."

Then the second tree said, "Someday I will be a mighty ship. I will take kings and queens across the waters and sail to the corners of the world. Everyone will feel safe in me because of the strength of my hull."

Finally the third tree said, "I want to grow to be the tallest and straightest tree in the forest. People will see me on top of the hill and look up to my branches, and think of the heavens and God and how close to them I am reaching. I will be the greatest tree of all time and people will always remember me."

After a few years of praying that their dreams would come true, a group of woodsmen came upon the trees. When one came to the first tree he said, "This looks like a strong tree, I think I should be able to sell the wood to a carpenter," and he began cutting it down. The tree was happy, because he knew that the carpenter would make him into a treasure chest.

At the second tree the woodsman said, "This looks like a strong tree, I should be able to sell it to the shipyard." The second tree was happy because he knew he was on his way to becoming a mighty ship. When the woodsmen came upon the third tree, the tree as frightened because he knew that if they cut him down his dreams would not come true. One of the woodsmen said, "I don't need anything special from my tree, I'll take this one," and he cut it down.

When the first tree arrived at the carpenters, he was made into a feed box for animals. He was then placed in a barn and filled with hay. This was not at all what he had prayed for. The second tree was cut and made into a small fishing boat. His dreams of being a mighty ship and carrying kings had come to an end.

The third tree was cut into large pieces and left alone in the dark. The years went by, and the trees forgot about their dreams. Then one day, a man and woman came to the barn. She gave birth and they placed the baby in the hay in the feed box that was made from the first tree. The man wished that he could have made a crib for the baby, but this manger would have to do. The tree could feel the importance of this event and knew that it had held the greatest treasure of all time.

Years later, a group of men got in the fishing boat made from the second tree. One of them was tired and went to sleep. While they were out on the water, a great storm arose and the tree didn't think it was strong enough to keep the men safe. The men woke the sleeping man, and He stood and said "Peace" and the storm stopped. At this time, the tree knew that it had carried the King of Kings in its boat.

Finally, someone came and got the third tree. It was carried through the streets as the people mocked the man who was carrying it. When they came to a stop, the man was nailed to the tree and raised in the air to die at the top of a hill. When Sunday came, the tree came to realize that it was strong enough to stand at the top of the hill and be as close to God as was possible, because Jesus had been crucified on it.

The moral of this story is that when things don't seem to be going your way, always know that God has a plan for you. If you place your trust in Him, He will give you great gifts. Each of the trees got what they wanted, just not in the way they had imagined. We don't always know what God's plans are for us. We just know that His ways are not our ways, but His ways are always best.

Please keep this moving...pass it on, so He may inspire more people on the way. May your day be blessed. And until we meet again, may God cradle you in the palm of His hand.

Froma a relative's email...MUD

Charlie Daniels gits it right:

September 29, 2003

Media Missing

If you watch the evening news or spend your day tuned in to the monotony of CNN you will get the impression that all the news from Iraq is absolutely terrible with a protest on every corner and a rifle in every window.

There is enough bad news from Iraq as it is and why it has to be embellished and spun by the media is just further proof that they have an agenda and not one which is very pro American.

No I have not been to Iraq but I hear pretty often from those who are there and they’re wondering why the American media is not reporting any of the progress which is being made. To emphasize my point let me quote from some of them.

“As I toured Baghdad for the first time, I saw a city ravaged by war, looting and lawlessness. Or so I thought. What I didn’t know then and didn’t learn until later, was that most of the damage to the infrastructure was caused by three decades of rule by a tyrant, who used his county’s natural wealth not to enhance its power plants and sewage and water systems but to aggrandize himself.”

“In my four months in Iraq, spent living with, working with and learning from the Iraqi police, I’ve seen things that would sicken the worst minds. In our hunt for the Faydayeen Saddam, Saddam Hussein's trained assassins, I watched video after video of interrogations of Iraqis whose lives ended with the detonation of a grenade tied to their neck or stuffed into the shirt pocket of the victim. I watched the living bodies disintegrate at the pull of a pin.”

“And if that’s not enough, there’s a tape of Saddam sitting and watching one of his military generals being eaten alive by dobermans because the general’s loyalty was in question.”

“Due to our efforts,40000 Iraqi police are back to work helping to restore law and order and assisting the U.S. led coalition in its hunt for Saddam and his loyalists.”

Another soldier writes,”Yes many of us will be here for a year. However, the satisfaction comes from seeing the smiles on the children’s faces because they do not have to worry about their parents being arrested for nothing more than their ancestry. I have seen reports in the American press highlighting the Iraqi protests against the troops here in Iraq. I find it humorous that the press doesn’t even realize that by covering these protests they are showing one of the biggest benefits of us being here, the right of the Iraqi people to protest without the fear of arrest or death. Right now my outfit is located near the Iranian border. Each day hundreds of Iranians are sneaking across the border, not to attack Americans but to get a taste of freedom.”

And here’s a little more news you probably won’t see in the mainstream media.

A group of Iraqi entrepreneurs have launched a new television channel whose 24 hour broadcasts are to be carried around the world via satellite. It’s called I.B.C. and is not affiliated with any one party, group, religion or sect according to their spokesperson Shahla Hassan.

People are returning to Iraq from foreign lands.

In other words all is not doom and gloom in Iraq. We are making progress and we must stay the course until the job is finished.

Pray for our troops.

What do you think?

God Bless America

Charlie Daniels

I wrote this about my good friend Richard Scrushy. I had about 1000 shares of HealthSouth stock. Then a couple of years ago there was an article in the local paper on a Sunday about Richard auditioning young female singers to sponsor a Girl Band like the Spice Girls. A little red light started blicking in my head. Monday morning I dumped my stock. That was around the peak. While I tried to warn a lot of friends, they wouldn't listen. Some of my friends and may others lost their behinds. He acts like Bill Clinton.

Liberal Lament

Your goose I hope will soon be cooked,
The oven is preheating.
The caviar and wine are gone,
Soon prison food you’re eating.
On 60 minutes you talked loud,
With Congress plead the 5th.
You stole from those who trusted you,
They bought your stock, a myth.
They lost a lot while more you spent,
You’ve shown no sign of sorrow.
Well they still hurt but you will too,
How soon it comes tomorrow.
Eighty-Five indictments,
Surely some will stick.
No probation no parole,
You’ll sit there like a brick.
No more parties no more waste,
No more eating sushi.
I hope you get the maximum,
You deserve it Scrushy.

Flurry 11/05/03

"The Times They Are A'Changin'"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'")

Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home...
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! OUR Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...

Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"...
EX-Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST RE-IMPEACH HIM!!
And indict Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!
Left's poltroons, they know, Right'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...

Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer hearts and minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...

Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...

(Excellent harp jammin')

The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!!
WE'LL DE-FAME LEFT NOW...THEN, IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Bush...Ashcroft, Kick Some A$$!!
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!

Mudboy Slim and the Extremists

BTW...The Times Are A'Changin'...
THE LEFT'S DEAD!!! Long Live What's Right!!

"Zell Miller (D-GA) to Endorse Bush fer POTUS!!"

"Democratic Sen. Zell Miller of Georgia said Wednesday he will endorse President Bush in the coming presidential election. "This does not mean I am going to become a Republican," Miller said in a written statement. "It simply means that in the year 2004, this Democrat will vote for George Bush." Miller first declared his intention in an online interview with The Weekly Standard, saying Bush is "the right man at the right time." Miller is a lifelong Democrat who gave the keynote speech at the Democratic convention in 1992. He is the former governor of Georgia and one of the most popular Democrats in the state. But his decision isn't much of a surprise. Miller has been increasingly critical of his party in recent years, and he has strongly supported Bush on issues ranging from tax cuts to the war against Iraq."

Doubt Ol' Zell's the keynote speaker in 2004's DemonRAT Convention...LOL!!

FReegards...MUD

"Black's DAWG!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Black Dog")

Hey, Slick Willie, yer a TREAS'NOUS FOOL!!
Gon' make Bill sweat...Slick's Mudboy's Tool!!
Medyuh's VILE, way they ignore Left's stink...
Gon' make Slick burn, gon' make Left sting.
Hey, Slick Willie, didja think you'd git away?!!
Boy, yer such a trip...still, Prison's yer Fate!!

Oh yeah, oh yeah ah, ah, ah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah ah, ah, ah~ah.

Right's gotta roll...we shan't stand still,
Once Justice starts...next, we'll git Bill!!
"If ya do the crimes", Ashcroft said,
"We'll catch you, 'cuz Truth ain't dead!!"

Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah.
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ahhh__.

Heh Terry, "PUNK" McAuliffe...Slick's petty "lady".
Lib'rals, watch US do it now!!
Slick Willie, yer a Traitor, you Evil Rapist,
Fear yer Fate...Right's Rollin' Now!!

Folks, won't take too long 'fore Slick finds out
What FReepers mean by "Take Slick Out!!"
Takes my money, scratched my car,
Started tellin' MUD's FRiends, Slim's just gone too far!!
Yes, I know, Right must be Bold...
RATS' red-necked Lib'rals ain't got no soul.

Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, hah~ah.
Oh yeah, oh yeah hah, ah, yeah.

All I ask for...all I pray,
Dubyuh's Rollin' Justice gon' come Slick's way!!
Need no Lib'rals...no Feds to hold my hand,
Git Left outta my Life, make me a happy man!!

Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah.
Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ah-ah. Ahhh__.

Ohhh ye-ah.
Justice makes US do it now.
Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah. Yeah-yeah.
FReepers shake 'em do it now.
Babe! Babe!
Wooh, keep doin' it babe.

[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.
[ Busted. ] Hey.

[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah.
[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah.
[ Busted. ] Hey~yeah. Oooh~yeah.

Oooh~ahh. [( Well done. )]

Justice makes US do it now.
FReedom lets US do it now.

56 posted on 10/18/2002 10:44 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

"ClintonLovers!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Desperado")

ClintonLovers, why won't you come to yer senses?!
You been defendin' Willie fer so long now...
Yea, Slick's Vile Scum...Right knows Clinton Committed Treason!!
The RATS have been scarin' you...please help Fight Left's Power!!

Why d'ya love the Queen called HildaBeast?!
She'll eat you if yer female!!
You know the LEAST Guv'ment is always our best bet...
Now it seems to me Dem Programs have been paid more than $6 Trillion!!
But Left always wants the stuff they can't get!!

Des'prate Lib'rals...Left, you ain't gettin' mo' Power,
Yer "pain" and yer c'ruption, they're drivin' 'way VOTES!!
And FReedom, (yeah, FReedom!!)...well, that's US Good FReepers talkin'...
Left's prison is walkin' through this World as Slick's Drones!!

Won't you FReep with US in the winter time?!
The Truth Shall Flow 'cuz we know we're Right!!
Guitars shall lead the Right side from the fray!!
Yer losin' all yer fights, you Dolts!!
Ain't it funny how US FReepers lead the way?!

Des'prat Lib'rals, why won't you come to your senses
Come down from yer towers, open yer brains!!
RATS may be Losers, but there's a New World before you...
You better let the FReepers love you,
You better let Rush Limbaugh teach you before it's too late!!

FReegards...MUD

141 posted on 11/21/2002 2:40 PM EST by Mudboy Slim