Black XXII: "Right's Been Fergotten!!"

The MudCave | 4 November 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Right's Been Fergotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....

Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"

Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!

(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...

Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Ain't Jokin'!!"
(To be sung to Steve Miller Band's "The Joker")

Dem sheeple call MUD a spaced-out boy.....yeah...
'Cuz I see a future that's Just.
Some FReepers call me Moe Reese...
'Cuz I seek the Imprisonment of S.C.U.M.**!!

Sheeple squawk, "Let Willie Be!!"
Say Right's tellin' you wrong, steerin' you wrong...
Well, don't you worry, Nation, don't worry...
Cause MUD's right here--fightin'--right here where he belongs!!

'Cuz MUD's a FReeper...MUD's a grinnin'...
Slick's a Felon...should be in prison...
We'll FReep Left's music 'gainst RATS' S.C.U.M.**!!

I ain't jokin'...Laws've been broken...
DemRATS' are misspoken...
Demand Justice fer Slick's TREASON!! Wooo Hooooo Wooo Hooo...!!

(CM and the BigMan workin' the guitars)

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

Folks, keep FReepin'...'gainst Bill Clinton!!
Slick's a Felon...must be imprisoned...
We'll sing MUD's music with Ol' Rush!!

I ain't jokin'...Truth's unspoken...
Slick's a Crim'nal Joker!!
Nation, REJECT RATS' Commie S.C.U.M.**!!

(Mo' funky guitar)

WOO HOOO WOOO HOOOO...!!
FReepers keep talking about Slick Willie...
'Cuz Ol' Slick did US all wrong-ong...
Well don't you worry, don't worry, no don't worry, Country!!
Cause MUD's right here...Slick's TOAST!!

Slick's the cutest thing that Bill's cellmates'll see...
Prisoners LOVE DemPhatThighs...gonna make Slick SQUEEEEAL!!!
Lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey, lovey-dovey all the time...
Sue me, Willie...if MUD don't git this just Right!!

MUD

[Landru]

I'm so very sorry to hear this, Greg.
Just aren't the words.

You've got to admit you, your wife & the kids have been very blessed to have had her for so long.
I know it doesn't soften your loss to tell you this, but, I've been "alone" now for going on 20 years, having lost both parents long ago.

...K&I are with you, my friend.

[P8riot]

God Bless you all. I know that at this time of year it is especially difficult to lose someone. Our prayers are with you and the family.

[P8riot]

...don't be a stranger.

I'll try not to. I'm gonna be in Arizona for the next two weeks though. My wife's parents live in Tucson.

[philman_36]

Not the way I'd have done it. It's partisan, not patriotic.

[jla]

[FBD]

Starting to look like a pretty thin deck of playing cards </a href>

[Corin Stormhands]

I just saw your post my friend. My prayers are with you and your family.

God Bless.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Guiliani to Challenge HildaBeast fer NooYawk Senate Seat in '06!!"

""Two well-placed GOP insiders say it's 'basically a done deal,'" writes John Ellis, a partner in a venture capital firm in New York City and first cousin to Florida Gov. Jeb Bush. "This would be the Super Bowl of Senate races and a dramatic 'wild card' lead-in to the 2008 presidential election. Only one of the principals could advance to the next level."

AWWWW-right!!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"...a pretty thin deck of playing cards"

Yep...no aces left, a coupla K's, and not much more than a dozen stragglers out there!!

Good riddance...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Merry Christmas backatcha, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Not the way I'd have done it. It's partisan, not patriotic."

Gotta admit, I wasn't thinking "patriotic" when I parodied the song. Still, I believe it is more "principled-conservative" than "partisan", as I even go so far as to challenge Dubyuh's commitment to conservatism. And as I equate limited-government conservatism to exactly how our founding fathers intended this country to be, you could even argue that a song promoting said conservatism is indeed "patriotic."

I'd still like to hear yer version, though...please let me know when you git it finished.

FReegards...MUD

[philman_36]

10/26/2001...over two years ago now. My, how long ago that now seems.
I'd still like to hear yer version, though...please let me know when you git it finished.
I'm not writing anything nowadays. No poems, no song parodies, no nothing...just comments.
Sorry.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Howard Dean's Religion Problem!!"

"...the real reason Dean will not be able to escape a liberal caricature has little to do with policy and everything to do with a warning flag that will mark him as culturally alien to much of the country: Howard Dean is one of the most secular candidates to run for president in modern history. Dean himself is frank on this point, perhaps too frank. "[I] don't go to church very often," the Episcopalian-turned-Congregationalist remarked in a debate last month. "My religion doesn't inform my public policy." When Dean talks about organized religion, it is often in a negative context. "I don't want to listen to the fundamentalist preachers anymore," he shouted at the California Democratic Convention in March. And, when he discusses spirituality, it is generally divorced from any mention of God or church. "We are not cogs in a corporate machine," he preached last month in Iowa. "We are human, spiritual beings who deserve better consideration as human beings than we're getting from this administration." One day, a truly secular candidate might be able to run for president without suffering at the polls. But that day won't be soon."

Howie Dean's achilles' heel?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Keep OUR Votes to Ourselves!!"
(To be sung to the Georgia Satellites' "Keep Yer Hands to Yerself")

We gotta little change in the offin'...gonna fight fer the RightWing...
Gonna call you on the telephone, Dubyuh...fer the Right we shall sing!!
'Cuz each time Right votes, we get the same old thing...
Always mo' guv'ment, mo' spending, well, we shan't fergit our dreams!!
Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf...
We say, "Don't feed US no lies...we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"

Now, Dubyuh and the RINOs, why you wanna treat US this way?!
Bush, Right's still yers to employ...DemonRATS can't feel our pain!!
Righteous shall remake history...yer The Man of the Hour!!
Right says, "Slash spending, cut Guv'ment...if you wanna stay in Power!!"
Now Dubyuh, our Nation, don't put our trust upon no shelf...
Right says, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep our votes to ourselves!!"

(ConservativeMusician workin' the axe!!...MUD on harp...)

C'mon, Dubyuh, let's go.........oh yeah!!

Ya see, Right wants it real bad and Left's about to give in...
Now's when we start a'talkin' 'bout less pork...make our Guv'ment more Slim!!
Right says, "Dubyuh, we'll support ya fer the rest of our lives!!"
We said, "Big Guv'ment's fer sissies...don't you make it yer life!!"
Now Dubyuh, now Congress, don't put our trust upon no shelf!!
Right said, "Don't feed US no lies...or we'll keep your votes to ourselves!!"

(CM jammin' BIG-TIME...........plus MUD on harp)

Hell, yeah...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Bush Betrayal of RightWingers!!"

"Federal spending has increased by 23.7 percent since Bush took office. Education has been further federalized in the No Child Left Behind Act. Bush pulled out all the stops to get Republicans in Congress to create the biggest new entitlement program -- prescription drug coverage under Medicare -- in 40 years. He pushed an energy bill that my colleague Jerry Taylor described as "three parts corporate welfare and one part cynical politics . . . a smorgasbord of handouts and subsidies for virtually every energy lobby in Washington." It's a far cry from the less-government, "leave us alone" conservatism of Ronald Reagan. Conservatives used to believe that the U.S. Constitution set up a government of strictly limited powers. It was supposed to protect us from foreign threats and deliver the mail, leaving other matters to the states or to the private sector -- individuals, families, churches, charities and businesses. That's what lots of voters assumed they would get with Bush. In his first presidential debate with Al Gore, Bush contrasted his own vision of tax reduction with that of his opponent, who would "increase the size of government dramatically." Gore, Bush declared, would "empower Washington," but "my passion and my vision is to empower Americans to be able to make decisions for themselves in their own lives." Bush was tapping into popular sentiment."

We've got 10 months to get a handle on outta control Federal spending and set the tone fer Dubyuh's second term!!

FReegards...MUD

[putupon]

I'm being disrespected by a BushBot on that thread right now!

[Conspiracy Guy]

It will happen but I'm in either way. No alternative.

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...too many Bushbots immediately shoot the messenger as a tactic to keep from having to argue the issue...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'm in either way..."

And I respect yer decision...but that don't stop ya from arguin' in favor of some spending restraint between now and next November...AND BEYOND!!

FReegards...MUD