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Black XXII: "Right's Been Fergotten!!"
The MudCave | 4 November 2003 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 11/04/2003 7:05:05 AM PST by Mudboy Slim

"Right's Been Fergotten!!"
(To be sung to the Moody Blues' "Nights in White Satin")

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

"Truth ain't what we're about"..."Clinton LIED before!!"
"Justice will ruin US...Right shan't care anymore!!"
Bless George Dub-YOOOOOO!!
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh-ohh....

Dubyuh's our Leader...he rules our Land...
"We're just feckless poltroons", MODS say, "George's OUR Man!!"

Some try to sell me...dreams of gracious Guv'ment!!
Bush, save our liberty...rule like Reagan did!!
Then, we'll love YOOOOO...
Yes, Right'll love YOOOOO...
We love George Dub-YOOOOO!!

(Mudboy kickin' it on Irish Whistle)

Right's been fergotten...into Bushbots we'll blend...
Dissent's forbidden...'cuz George Dubyuh's OUR FRiend!!!!

Truth, it's got RightWing pissed...must even the score...
Justice and truth IS...Right shan't wait anymore!!
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...
Bush, we love YOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
We'll support YOOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhhh...
Dubyuh, Right needs YOOOOOOO!! Ohhh-ahhh-ohh-ahhhh...

Please FReep..."The Gathering" Looms...
HardRight's Fate...we're Lib'rals' Doom!!
Embittered Sheeple...shall rise and repent...
The Lib'ral haze lifted...energy well-spent!!
Compassionate Dubyuh...wrestles 'gainst S.C.U.M.!!*
ModerateMan cries "Dubyuh, yer The One!!"
Bush Senior's the oak...the acorn, his son...
FReeper denizens, fight like yer young...
Bold-hearted George just rules fer Right!!
Remove Big guv'ment from our site...
Left is Dead...behold what's right!!
Next, we decide when to fight...
Or become a Colluder?!!

Mudboy Slim


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Editorial; Government; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Kansas; US: Virginia; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: bushbots; clinton; justice; liberty; moodyblues
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To: Landru
"...relevent or not."

IMHO, of course it's relevant!! That was an argument from 18 months ago and it's the same discussion we're having today...the Right pleading for BOLDNESS in pursuing a Conservative Agenda!!

"Reagan and/or "we" won no such war, cold or otherwise."

Au contraire...the Cold War relates to the State-sponsored Communist expansionism which was dealt a death-blow by the dissolution of the Soviet Union.

"It's taken [me] a few years for this fact to sink in; but, the facts cannot be disputed by anyone whose watched what's happened here since the wall fell there. Once again I remind you to remember what ol' Waylon said kiddo, "Be careful of something that's just what you want it to be." *We* won nothing. ...& the enemy's within."

We did win "something", imho, when the other nuclear-bomb-weilding SuperPower cried "uncle" in its attempt to subjugate the Planet to its form of Totalitarianism. Still, you are correct in pointing out that TheWar is far from over and the primary battlefield has simply been shifted to within our borders. Realistically, the ultimate battlefield has always been within America anyway, as the Left's tacit support of Totalitarian Expansionism was one of the Soviets' most potent weapons during the Cold War. Still, it helps to have only one SuperPower fer a brief period in history, especially when that sole SuperPower is ostensibly supporting Governance For the People and By the People. Sure the RATS continue to fight gamely for their oligarchical elitist paradise, but I continue to hold out hope that our continued efforts to devolve Power from a selct few will bear fruit in the form of a FReer Nation and World.

FReegards...MUD

321 posted on 11/25/2003 8:20:03 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Cyber-Band
"Boldly Just!!"
(To be sung to Jimi Hendrix' "Bold As Love")

Angry, MUD smiles...glowering in righteous indignation and rosy redshades...
Queen Hillary, hatefully waits behind Slick...
Slick's felony schemes grow...mud sneers at RATS' classless crowd!!

Clueless are the braindead young daughters raised by RAT-leftists!!
STOOOOOPIDITY is RAT-punks' Plan...
Once happy Lib'ral armies lay Frozen and Dead...
But Mudboy says, "The Fight Is On!!"

'Cuz we're all boldly JUST!!
Yes, FReepers are boldly JUST!!
Yeah, We're all boldly JUST!!
Just ask the Sultan!!

Ol' Slim is so confident that he bellows Anthems of War...songs ooze pure euphoria!!
Kristinn is young, full of daring...
And really quite steady when the RATS come round!!
JayLaLa is bespeckled but not so mellow...
In fact, I'm trying to say he's FReepin' like me!!
And all these patriot FRiends o' mine FReep next to me...and I to them!!
Devotin' my life to RATS' TRAITOROUS Fool...
But, I'm eh...yeah, I'm Old as MUD!!
Yeah, yeah...
Yes, Right's Bold...Boldly JUST!! (hear me talking, Willie)
We're Bold and Just!!
Just ask Ol' Landru (he knows everything)
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Heh heh heh...MUD

138 posted on 12/20/2002 12:21 PM EST by Mudboy Slim
322 posted on 11/25/2003 9:28:02 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: conservativemusician
"The Times They Are A'Changin'"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'"

Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home...
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! The Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...

Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"...
Our Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST NOW INDICT HIM!!
And CONVICT Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!
Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...

Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer hearts and minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...

Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...

(Excellent harp jammin')

The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!!
WE'LL GIT T-Mack NOW...THEN IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Bush...Ashcroft, get off yer A$$...
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!

FReegards...MUD
323 posted on 11/25/2003 9:32:57 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: AdSimp; cherry_bomb88; Corin Stormhands; Flora McDonald; helmut113; iceskater; Mudboy Slim; ...
Mia T's most recent here.

How's that, Iceskater? :^)

You all have a Very Happy Thanksgiving!

324 posted on 11/25/2003 12:12:46 PM PST by jla (http://hillarytalks.blogspot.com)
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To: Cyber-Band; holdonnow; M. Thatcher
"Rush Calls Bush Domestic Spending Record 'Nixonian'!!"

Good thread worth reading...MUD

325 posted on 11/25/2003 1:18:11 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Miss Marple
"White House Synopsis of Medicare Reform Bill"

Thanks fer the link, Miss M...MUD

326 posted on 11/25/2003 1:58:13 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: jla; Mudboy Slim; AdSimp; Corin Stormhands; iceskater; sultan88; putupon; helmut113
HAPPY THANKSGIVING FROM MY HOUSE TO YOURS!


327 posted on 11/25/2003 8:16:53 PM PST by Flora McDonald (Smiley posted in honor of People Eating Tasty Animals)
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To: Flora McDonald; jla; Mudboy Slim; AdSimp; iceskater; sultan88; putupon; helmut113
HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all of you as well.

And let us not forget that when the Pilgrims were landing, the Virginians were already here watching it on CNN.

Oh, and GO HOKIES! (please?)

328 posted on 11/26/2003 3:28:43 AM PST by Corin Stormhands (All we got left in the Hobbit Hole is spam, pride and arrogance. / www.wardsmythe.com)
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To: luckydevi; Landru; sultan88; jla; putupon
Cal Thomas's "The Embarrassing GOP!!"

"The time when the Republican Party stood for something worth standing for is over. The "G" in GOP might as well stand for government. Smaller, less intrusive government with less spending and lower taxes is the stuff of history books and fond memories for a party that once had a purpose. But Republicans, having tasted power, are now drunk with it. Like the Democrats before them who became inebriated with the wine of success, Republicans now seem interested only in preserving their elective offices. Truly there is less than a dime's worth of difference between the two parties."

Compassionate Conservatism SUCKS...MUD

329 posted on 11/26/2003 11:35:05 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Flora McDonald; jla; Mudboy Slim; AdSimp; Corin Stormhands; iceskater; sultan88; helmut113

Everybody have a great Thanksgiving!

330 posted on 11/26/2003 11:46:17 AM PST by putupon (Shoes for industry, pills for Bill Gates, comrades.)
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To: Mudboy Slim
329 bump
331 posted on 11/26/2003 11:46:57 AM PST by putupon (Shoes for industry, pills for Bill Gates, comrades.)
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To: putupon; Flora McDonald; jla; AdSimp; Corin Stormhands; iceskater; sultan88
Be careful if yer on the road this weekend and Happy Thanksgiving to All!!!

Utmost FReegards...MUD

332 posted on 11/26/2003 11:57:49 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: putupon
And putupon, let's put a major league butt-whuppin' on them Hokies Saturday!!

WahooWah...MUD

333 posted on 11/26/2003 12:00:14 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim

Go Hoos, Beat VPI!!!
334 posted on 11/26/2003 12:05:01 PM PST by putupon (Shoes for industry, pills for Bill Gates, comrades.)
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To: Cyber-Band
Limbaugh: "RepublicRATS: Two Parties Becoming One!!"

"Let me give you a hard, cold lesson in Washington politics. A legislative liaison from the White House will go visit a Tom DeLay or a Trent Lott, and that White House legislative liaison will say, "The president wants this bill, Trent. The president really wants this bill, Tom." And that's it. It's over. You don't buck your president. The president really wants the bill, then that's what happens. That's why I'm always sitting here talking about the bully pulpit. Presidents will end up, more often than not, getting what they want. So it's always been my hope that presidents would want the right things, defined as what I want. However, in this case that's not the case."

As I said, Compassionate Conservatism SUCKS...MUD

335 posted on 11/26/2003 12:33:34 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: jla; AdSimp; cherry_bomb88; Landru; Corin Stormhands; FBD; Flora McDonald; iceskater; ...
A Blessed Thanksgiving to the RTM gang and the RTM wannabes on this great site!
336 posted on 11/26/2003 3:07:03 PM PST by sultan88 ("Five year plans and new deals, wrapped in golden chains...")
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Yeah, We're all boldly JUST!!
Just ask the Sultan!!..."

Naturally I like all parodies where my wisdom is sought!

337 posted on 11/26/2003 3:10:31 PM PST by sultan88 ("Five year plans and new deals, wrapped in golden chains...")
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To: Mudboy Slim; putupon
Here boys, allow me...

Congrats.

338 posted on 11/29/2003 3:08:00 PM PST by Corin Stormhands (All we got left in the Hobbit Hole is spam, pride and arrogance. / www.wardsmythe.com)
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To: 2111USMC
Dear Senator [Hillary Clinton]:

You swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag of filth. As we say in Iowa, I'll bet you couldn't pour p!ss out of a boot with instructions on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you and then killed themselves in recognition of what they had done. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you. You have all the appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. The evidence that you are a nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You're a fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even sheep won't have sex with you. You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot. And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool. You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of wallpaper. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don't have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of what you wrote, because, well... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative post was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things more difficult. If I had known, that this was your case then I would have never read your post. It just wouldn't have been "right". Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. You are a disgusting piece of filth, incapable of honor. You are so vile that not even a lawyer would consent to sexual congress with you under any circumstances. Nay, even your right hand shuns such congress with you.

1,124 posted on 11/29/2003 8:01 PM EST by 2111USMC (the few, the proud, The Marines!)

Dittoes, the HildaBeast deserves the scorn of every red-blooded American for her seditious comments to the Men and Women serving America overseas...MUD

339 posted on 11/29/2003 7:37:24 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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To: Corin Stormhands
Thank ya kindly, good sir...Matt Schaub and his graduating class deserved a win over the Hokies before they moved on, and it felt great!! Great comraderie between the Hokies and Hoos before, during and after the game...when Tech joins the ACC next year, I expect the rivalry will be all that much better.

FReegards...MUD

340 posted on 11/29/2003 7:40:33 PM PST by Mudboy Slim (RE-IMPEACH Osama bil Clinton!!)
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