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To: feinswinesuksass
Eveybody hates lawyers....

Just the 99% that give the rest a bad name.

45 posted on 10/31/2003 12:51:16 PM PST by Hacksaw
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To: Hacksaw
Makes you wonder...what was going through the lawyers mind at that very minute...."So this is it..I will die looking at a Hooters chick and Baretta on trial by a nutcase that looks like Van Morrison.
50 posted on 10/31/2003 12:54:13 PM PST by My Favorite Headache (I Want A Girlfriend)
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To: Hacksaw
What's the difference between a lawyer and a hooker?

A hooker stops screwing you after you die.
54 posted on 10/31/2003 12:56:02 PM PST by M. Peach (eschew obsfucation)
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To: Hacksaw
Two little kids talking:
First kid: "My Daddy's a lawyer"
Second kid: "Honest"?
First kid: "Nah, he's just the regular kind"
216 posted on 10/31/2003 7:33:43 PM PST by Graybeard58
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