[Egon]

I should start wearing a cup to the bar. I've never caught a swift one to the testicles at the bar before, but who knows what tomorrow holds.

Don't thing you need to worry about defending something you clearly don't possess.

The rest of us, however, reserve the God-given right to protect our families from people who don't necessarily share your idyllic view of the world.

[Eagle Eye]

He'd have to have balls in order to get kicked in them.