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Various FReepers | refreshed 10/31/03 | Various FReepers

[TPartyType]

Here's a treat for new FReepers to fill their HTML bag o' tricks!

[petuniasevan]

Bookmarked for later reference for those newbies!

Thanks!

[jellybean]

Hey T!!! Haven't seen you around lately. Thanks for opening up the Sandbox again...

Welcome to the Sandbox Newbies... BWAHAHAHAHA

[fawn796]

Subject: Liberal, Conservative, and Southerner's response to the same situation.


How do you tell the difference between Liberals, Conservatives and Southerners?

Pose the following question:

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges.

You are carrying a Glock .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

LIBERAL ANSWER
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Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have an appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

CONSERVATIVE ANSWER
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BANG!

SOUTHERNER'S ANSWER
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BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click...
(sounds of reloading).

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it, too."

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click.

Daughter: "Nice group, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tip bullets.?

[TPartyType]

thank YOU!

[fawn796]

Just wanted to see what happens if you just "copy and paste" and email.

[TPartyType]

Hey, jellybean! Glad to FReep ya! I've been lurking mostly. You're a good html coach! Thanks for "checking in!"

[backhoe]

Here you go-

[TPartyType]

By the looks of your Oct. 31 (vanity) post, I think you'll get a lot of benefit out of this thread.

FRegards.

[TPartyType]

Muchas gracias, amigo!

[backhoe]

Howdy, friend- haven't seen your name recently, good to hear from you.

[TPartyType]

Been busy with a new job. Good to see you, too!

[oceanperch]

Hey It linked great on another thread maybe I should just hang it up for the nite.

I am a tired pup.

Tommarrow is even more exceptional.

Figure if it is to Vain it will die.

Thanks for the link though. OP

[oceanperch]

It's the Great Pumkin Charlie Brown
Address:http://community-2.webtv.net/KingVanity/ItstheGreatPumkin/ Changed:3:44 AM on Friday, October 31, 2003

[TPartyType]

nighty night

[onyx]

*ping*

[jellybean]

To make a line to seperate blocks of text instead of:

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use the Horizontal Rule tag: <HR> which will give you this...

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You can change the length of it by adding a width attribute <HR WIDTH=150>

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or percentage...<HR WIDTH=33%>

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...it will automatically center.

[oceanperch]

Smart ass.

Nite.

[jellybean]

Thanks for "checking in!"

You're welcome! Good to see ya!!