[tpaine]

One day, God and a scientest were debating crevo on Free Republic. They were making no headway in their heated exchange, so God decided a practical demonstration was necessary. God says, can science do this? And scooping up a handful of earth He created a man. The scientest said no problem and reached down for some dirt. Hey, no fair, exclaims God. Make your own dirt. Fine, says the scientist, but first prove you made dirt.

[NewLand]

Hey, no fair, exclaims God. Make your own dirt.
Fine, says the scientist, but first prove you made dirt.

AND GOD DID...