[wheelgunguru]

Well, there go some of my best jokes. Such as, "Bruce had a fire in the bathroom. It was o.k. It never reached the house."

(Badda bing!)

Or, "Bubba's family tree ain't got no branches!"

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Impress your friends! (click it)

[Maceman]

I think the world would be a much better place if we all just agreed that everyone can laugh at everyone.

All this PC tyranny has not improved things at all. It just makes everyone uptight and overly sensitive. I think people need to be able to laugh at themselves.

[Bob J]

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[SouthernFreebird]

Whats in the water up there?

Life is short, there are so many real issues to deal with why waste time on this bogus crap.

BTW I'd really love to get some of those poor white trash salt and pepper shakers. lol... we love to laugh at ourselves

[martin_fierro]

Rubin belongs to a steadily growing group of academics and activists who want politically correct consideration for poor and rural whites.

That's just how Klintoon avoided removal from office.

[Peace will be here soon]

I have a friend who is a fireman, and he once told me about a rash of fires at an apartment complex in our city with mostly poor government assisted tenants. These fires happened during the winter and always started in the same spot. The cause of these fires was determined to be that the tenants were using their toilets as barbecue pits !!! Now I`m sorry, I found this to be highly amusing. Apparently, they would shut off the water to the toilet, flush the toilet until all the water was out, and then fill it with charcoal. Light it up and put a grate over the top, and cook away !! After they were finished cooking, they would turn the water on and flush the ashes down the drain. The problem is the little wax seal under the toilet would melt and the heat from the coals would light the underlayment of the floor on fire !! Again, I am sorry but this is hilarious. I always asked him if it was true because to be frank, I found it almost unbelieveable. But he never budged and said it was absolutely true. Some of the best people to hang around for a funny story are firemen, policemen , and ER nurses ( they are the best).

[commish]

Once again these jack*ss Yankee Liberal weenies have it all wrong!!!

There is DEFINATELY a difference between REDNECK and WHITE TRASH!!!!

REDNECK is a way of life! Some of the best rednecks I know are hard working and very successful in life. But, once they are off work they think there is nothing better than sittin in the bass boat or deer stand, downing beer, and enjoying life.

I proudly consider myself a bible readin, gun ownin, pickup truck driving, beer drinkin, down home gold ole boy southerner! I am redneck to the core, I am also a Computer Security Specialist with the US AIr Force during the day. ANd I dang sure AINT NO WHITE TRASH!!!

[SSN558]

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[Scannall]

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[GeronL]

Jeff Foxworthy

"If your dad walks you to school because your both in the same grade....."

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

I is a edumacated redneck.
I dont pi$$ in the sink if there are clean dishes in it.

[Atlas Sneezed]

I'm a Metrosexual working on getting in touch with his "inner redneck".

[baltodog]

Well, like my father used to tell me:
"Anyone can laugh at themselves, but it takes a real man to laugh at others."
Doesn't the punchline of just about every joke we know benefit from political incorrectness?
Think about it: What would be funny if everyone was covered?

[Born Conservative]

Hillbilly Joke (with apologies in advance to the freepers living in Alabama, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, and Florida):

After having their 11th. child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem, but it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it and put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to ten. The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count:- 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5... At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, and Florida.

[MHT]

True humility comes when you realize that inside everyone, there's a little white trash. Like germs and death, being white trash is a great equalizer. Doesn't matter if you're black and rich, or white and living in the 'burbs--there's a little bit of white trash in everyone. Shopped at Wal-Mart? Eaten a sandwich over the sink? Drunk from the fridge with the door open? Left the bathroom door open and not remembered to drop the lid or flip the fan?

These "intellectuals" are 180-degrees wrong. Those points of humanity should be welcomed instead of scorned. They are points of commonality that show that lots of diverse humans beings might be able to get along and build communities on what they have in common rather than "celebrating" what makes them "different". (After all, isn't it rather dishonest to say that one can "celebrate" the fact my Muslim neighbor won't touch pork and we love slobbering over grilled pork steaks.)

[the_devils_advocate_666]

Q: What does a West Virginian do on Halloween?
A: Pump-kin!

I've lived in WV since 1981 and have no desire to ever move back to the "city".

[F.J. Mitchell]

Us Rednecks would rather be laughed at than to be politically correct. Commedians gotta work too.

We feel sorry for them folks what cain't laugh at themselves.

[Major_Risktaker]

I always laugh at myself first.

Is it true the guy in this picture never inhale any
wackie tobackie? Who is that bowwow next to the Billy Bong??

[GeekDejure]

Hmmm... I wonder if REDBACK NETWORK.INC fits right in???

.

[Rocky]

Instead of further restrictions on who can say what about whom, why not get back to the First Amendment, pure and simple? There is no right to be protected from offense, but there is a right to speak. Open the gates and prepare to be offended. It's the price of freedom.