The Worst Halloween Costumes of All Time

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[ThreeYearLurker]

[RebelBanker]

Pictures?

[jae471]

Don't forget Johnny Spaceman -- a plastic bag over the head.

[Guillermo]

I tied a flower pot to my head and went as a....

[Andonius_99]

well I stuck a pear on the end of my penis and went to my therapy group Halloween party as F'in despair...

[WI Conservative 4 Bush]

What I don't like are the kids who put zero effort into the whole thing. The past few years I've seen many kids wearing jeans, sneakers and an NFL jersey, professing to be a football player. Come on.

Or, the kids that wear a tye-dye and say that they're a hippie.

Half the fun is being creative with your costume. The other half is the sugar-rush of course. Man, my kids wouldn't crash until 10pm on Sunday (yes, our neighborhood had trick-or-treat already).

[HankReardon]

I wore a wire coat hangar on my head and stumbled up to libarals and said, "Mother?" Scared the s_ _ _ of 'em!

[LizardQueen]

I wish I had pictures, but we were pretty young then and didn't think to take any. She could sew, and had gotten a picture out of Gray's Anatomy, and one thing just led to another :lol: .

My most memorable costume was a viking woman outfit complete with a metal bustier made from cake tins and aluminum oven liners. I kept having people come up all night to tap on the bra part and ask "are those really cake pans"? (I had cut them from the rim to the center and pulled them in so that they made a cone).

LQ

[Old Professer]

That's funny, from the back you looked like Quasimoto.

[discostu]

I kind of like the Asteroids one, the rock mask makes it kind of cool.

[Junior]

Hey, when Polly's in trouble, I am not slow...

(Underdog is one of my favorite shows of all time)

[LizardQueen]

In college a friend of mine went to a party dressed as a pregnant girl scout (my old girl scout sash, white shirt, green skirt, kneesocks, and pigtails with a salad bowl tucked under her skirt).

A guy dressed as a doctor chased her around the dance floor with a coat hanger all night.

Ah, our young and stupid drunken college days....

LQ

[retrokitten]

How about "Invisible Pedestrian?" Just a bunch of black sheets.

But please remember, it's not for blind kids.

[martin_fierro]

[eyespysomething]

With my droll dry cynical sense of humor, for Halloween 2001 I did a poster board like the Daschle anthrax letter (I was perfect in copying even the smudges) my husband wore it around his neck and carried a little bottle of baby powder and would "Poof" it at people. The maillady at a friends house didn't get it, and when we explained it to her, she still didn't, so I didn't feel as bad. Yep, I'm bad. Tacky? Yep, completely.

I dressed up as a guy one year, and had to ace bandage my chest to make it flat. I need to scan that picture in.

I have a white van, and last year I was going to go as the DC sniper. Then I thought someone might shoot me. I told you I was tacky and naughty.

I'm running out of time this year, because I am making a tractor for my 2 yr old farmer. Maybe I'll be a sad clown with the word Democrat pinned on me?

[Luis Gonzalez]

[sonsofliberty2000]

Oh boy! I want to go as Tattoo!

Patriot Paradox

[Cooter]

[eyespysomething]

We have special candy for those who do and those who don't.

Those who do get chocolate.

Those who don't get a peppermint.

And I always make everyone sat trick or treat, or they get "No Candy for You!!"

[discostu]

Kids like that are what the single Jolly Rancher is for. Microwave them a little and the wrapper sticks to them really nasty. And don't forget to tell them what a really lame costume they have. I like when they show up in a cluster and some are cool and some are lame like you outlined.