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Newspaper Nicknames: The Good, the Bad and the Scatological (FR Mentioned)
Poynter Online ^ | October 28, 2003 | Chip Scanlon

Posted on 10/28/2003 11:48:34 AM PST by Timesink

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Posted, Oct. 28, 2003
Updated, Oct. 28, 2003


Newspaper Nicknames: The Good, the Bad and the Scatological

By Chip Scanlan (more by author)



I began my newspaper career at The Milford Shitizen.

After several years toiling for small community newspapers, I finally hit the big time. I landed a reporting job with a major metropolitan daily, the Providence Urinal.

After eight years, I moved on again — this time to sunny Florida and the staff of the St. Petersburg Pravda.

Most newspapers have another identity, usually a pejorative one, in addition to the one gracing the front page nameplate.

Sometimes they're an inside joke, the play on words providing an escape valve for staff frustration.

But in my experience, the source of a nasty nickname is more than likely customer-based -- disaffected readers and viewers who christen their local news organs with monikers selected to highlight perceived journalistic failings.

Consider the recent posting on FreeRepublic.com, which bills itself as a "Conservative News Forum."

To bash St. Petersburg Times columnist Willliam Maxwell, a poster named "dawn53" trotted out a familiar nickname for my old paper, the publication that lands at my door every morning, the one owned, it should be noted, by The Poynter Institute which depends on its success to fulfill our mission "to teach and inspire journalists and media leaders." 

That Maxwell is a liberal is an understatement. He writes for one of the most liberal papers in the country, the St. Petersburg Pravda (Times).
Renaming newspapers is a national pastime. (I imagine a similar tradition exists in broadcast news.) Witness this admittedly incomplete litany gleaned from an informal survey of reporters and editors gathered last week for a Poynter seminar:

The Dallas Morning Snooze

The Gnarley Trombone

The Indiana Daily Stupid

Ravenna Wretched Courier

The Daily Repeater-Herald

Virginian Pile-it-on

The Daily Salt Mine

Newspaper nicknames have their value. They toughen our skin against slings and arrows, always useful in a field where newbies are routinely advised, "If you want to be liked, you're in the wrong business."

And I always like to point out that there's an advantage to starting out at a paper known fondly around town as "The Shitizen." From there, everything's uphill.

[ What nasty names do folks call your newspaper or station? ]



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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Culture/Society; Extended News; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: mediaschadenfreude; newspapers; schadenfreude
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To: dogbyte12
oops. you had comPOST. sorry.
21 posted on 10/28/2003 11:57:44 AM PST by Recovering_Democrat (I'm so glad to no longer be associated with the Party of Dependence on Government!)
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To: Timesink
I call both the newspapers in Tucson "the movie times" since that's all they're good for, and now with the internet they really aren't good for that either.
22 posted on 10/28/2003 11:58:24 AM PST by discostu (The Joan Wilder?!)
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To: Timesink; Howlin; mykdsmom
Raleigh [NC] News and Disturber, a.k.a. Raleigh Views and Distorter...

The Rocky Mount, NC newspaper, the Telegram, is still called the Tell-A-Lie by some here. ;)

23 posted on 10/28/2003 11:58:33 AM PST by Constitution Day (Explosio!)
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To: Timesink
Where do I begin?

NY Slimes
NY Crimes
LA Slimes
Detroit unFree Press
Statist News(MSU's paper)
Snooze(MSU's paper)
Flint Urinal
Lansing Statist Journal
Lansing State Urinal
Traverse City Wretched Eagle

Red Star Tribune
Sickago Tribune

I can't think of a good one offhand though for my local leftist rag. The Livingston County Daily Press and Argus. It's owned by a bigtime dem from out of county, whose a former U-M Board of Regent.

24 posted on 10/28/2003 11:58:40 AM PST by Dan from Michigan ("I don't want to Raise Taxes" "I think everything must be looked at" - Jennifer Granholm. (D))
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To: Recovering_Democrat
I thought it was the Orlando Scent-Anal
25 posted on 10/28/2003 11:59:11 AM PST by mrs. a
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To: Dan from Michigan
Washington Postal.
26 posted on 10/28/2003 11:59:15 AM PST by Dan from Michigan ("I don't want to Raise Taxes" "I think everything must be looked at" - Jennifer Granholm. (D))
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To: swarthyguy
Houston Comical, and or Houston Barnacle.
27 posted on 10/28/2003 11:59:30 AM PST by Xenalyte (I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
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To: Timesink
CNN = Communist News Network

NBC = National Bull C!@#

ABC = All Bull C!@#

CBS = See, BS
28 posted on 10/28/2003 12:00:15 PM PST by ArrogantBustard
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To: dogbyte12
The Idaho Mis-Statesman.
29 posted on 10/28/2003 12:00:27 PM PST by IYAS9YAS (Go Fast, Turn Left!)
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To: stands2reason
Well, that would be the Minneapolis Red-Star Tribune. But close. There used to be a Minneapolis Star evening paper but I don't remember if it was as flatulantly liberal as the modern-day version.
30 posted on 10/28/2003 12:01:27 PM PST by Colonel_Flagg ("History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it." - Sir Winston Churchill)
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To: Timesink
Pittsburgh Putz-Gazette
31 posted on 10/28/2003 12:01:58 PM PST by AmishDude
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To: Timesink
We've got the Santa Rosa Depressed Democrat. (Press Democrat)

San Francisco Comical
San Jose Murky News
33 posted on 10/28/2003 12:03:45 PM PST by pro libertate
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To: ArrogantBustard
NBC = National Bull C!@#
You can spell out the word "clinton" here.

-Eric

34 posted on 10/28/2003 12:03:55 PM PST by E Rocc (If Muslims "hate America", why do returning troops all say most Iraqi civilians welcomed them?)
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To: Recovering_Democrat
The Gainesville (Fla) Mullet Wrapper instead of the Sun. UF's student newspaper, the Florida Alligator, is often referred to as the Agitator. Jacksonville's free liberal weekly, Folio Weekly, can often be referred to as "Full-of-It Weekly"
35 posted on 10/28/2003 12:04:02 PM PST by bobjam
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To: Colonel_Flagg
I've heard it called Minneapolis Star & Sickle, and the Pioneer Press was the Prairie Pravda.
36 posted on 10/28/2003 12:04:14 PM PST by cryptical
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To: dogbyte12
Chicago Fibune
37 posted on 10/28/2003 12:05:56 PM PST by prairiebreeze (We will not deny, ignore or pass our problems along to other Presidents. ---GWBush)
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To: mrs. a
I thought it was the Orlando Scent-Anal

I've always called it the Slantinel.

Seriesly, though, how could he have missed the Atlanta Urinal-Constipation?

38 posted on 10/28/2003 12:05:56 PM PST by CFC__VRWC (AIDS, abortion, euthanasia - don't liberals just kill ya?)
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To: saminfl
Arizona Repulsive/Repugnant/CRAPublic
39 posted on 10/28/2003 12:06:31 PM PST by kaktuskid
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To: Timesink; cheme; txflake
"Austin American Statesboy"

We call ours The Austin Real-Estatesman.

I call it,

The Austin Un-American Liberal Non-Statesman

40 posted on 10/28/2003 12:06:36 PM PST by Arrowhead1952 (Ban dumbocRATs forever!)
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