Mickey is ticked off and he doesn't care who knows it!
Posted on 10/27/2003 3:16:42 PM PST by Mr. Silverback
Appeasenik protest time travel field trip
Punchdown.org was nice enough to supplement their large collection of February 15th and 16th protest photos with a new exhibit of March and April pics. I'm going through them alphabetically; here's Argentina to Kenya, with Lebanon to Yemen appearing next week.
Argentina
Mickey is ticked off and he doesn't care who knows it!
A little to quick to believe Baghdad Bob's press releases, appeaseniks pre-emptively re-enact the American defeat at The Battle of Baghdad.
Seems no matter where you go, the bulk of the protestors are Muslims or anti-capitalists. Coincidence?
"I will assault you with a deadly weapon for peace!"
(thinking) "Oh man, that smell is really getting to me. I could so go for a Big Mac, and I know I'm going to work up an appetite beating on those hippies later!"
Is it just me or does this look disturbing and Nazi-philic?
Yes, even the decrepit join enthusiatically in empty-headed anti-war protests. Actually, considering their age and location, probably half of these people are Nazi war criminals anyway.
Austria
"ON RAW"? What's wrestling got to do with this?
The guy in green poncho just let a real stinker
Australia
Great plan, because when the terror attack happens, the government will pay for medical care!
The absolute cream of Aussie society declares their opposition to guys named Howard.
Surfer dudes against war. Gnarly.
Yeah, you getting fired will convince Saddam to stop training all those terrorists.
Mummenschantz made it, so it's a real party.
Look at the guy at the lower left. I'm not sure I really want an explanation.
Bellygirl is going to sue for infringement.
AHA!! So you admit it was liberation! By the way, were they out there on the corner protesting Saddam's abuses anytime recently?
Bahrain
"Um, excuse me officer, I think you dropped this."
Bangladesh
The band played "Shout," so they just had to do the Gator.
"You put your left foot in..."
Why are they about to burn Jimmy Carter in effigy?
"Stop the war or we will set our blasters to 'fricasee!'"
Being a Bangladeshi schoolboy must be lots of fun; you get to sympathize with terrorists and do a neat craft project!
Belgium
I will assault you with a deadly weapon for peace, Part Deux!
Look at the kid in the center with the Not In My Name hat. Oh jeez, we'll have to scrap the War on Terror because this rugrat says no go. Also, what's this "Play Station for Bush" crap? So does that mean 9/11 was a Playstation for Osama? What the heck are you talking about, and why does your Bush sign have Prince Charles on it?
Bolivia
"Now wave your hands in the air, and kick it like ya just don't care!"
Chicken George had been reluctant to be seen in public since the cross-dressing compulsion overcame him, but the war was something he just had to take a stand against.
Brazil
"You're not getting my Bud Lite, officer."
A sign saying that just as the U.S. attacks Iraq with bombs, we attack Brazil with gene-mod crops. Yeah, that gene-mod corn'll kill you, I'm so glad Moscow doesn't have 29,000 bushels aimed at our children anymore.
Wow, that doesn't diminish the Holocaust at all...
"Darn it Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, why won't you stay dead??!"
Sorry, kids, I'm trying to listen to your concerns, but the alarm on my Male Bovine Feces Detector is just blaring too loud for me to hear you.
Canada
Montreal
Imagine the stink from a bunch of pseudo-French appeaseniks. Curls the ol' nose hairs just thinking about it, huh?
But, it was really cold, so maybe the stink wasn't all that bad, like when you put fish in the freezer.
I will assault you with a deadly weapon for peace, Part Trois!
"I am well-adjusted! Stinking pig, how dare you disagree with the voices in my head?!"
Toronto
"I don't have to work, I get paid to bang on the drum all day!"
Nope, no commies at the protests in March, either. Nothing to see here, move along...
Well, now we know what happened to Canadian tourism. All the people coming from South of the border saw this sign and went home.
No, you misunderstand. The small coffins are for the little Kurdish kids Saddam kills.
"Oh, now hey there officer, you're getting grass stains on my nice new khakis!"
Chile
Yeah, looking at some guy's hairy butt is going to make me love Saddam.
"Um, no officer, my friend's not on drugs, he's, um, narcoleptic, yeah, that's the ticket!"
"I'd like to teach Saddam to sing, in perfect harmony, I'd like to buy Saddam a coke, and keep him company..."
In twelve years, they'll be standing around nekkid with greasepaint on their backs.
She's mad as hell because the lid of the blender came off while she was making strawberry smoothies. She also appears to be under the delusion that her bra will convince us that terrorism is no big deal.
The sign at top center reads, "CNN lies." Well, I guess even a stopped clock is right twice a day.
Apparently you have to make your own fun a lot when you live in Chile.
Colombia
Her sign says she's ashamed to be a gringa. Hey, you ain't doin' much for us either, honey.
Here's a bunch of little kid protestors getting teargassed. I think Colombia has a few problems to work out before they start offering us advice.
Costa Rica
"Just wave your hands in the air" Whaddaya mean I already used that one? Aw, crap!
Hold steady there a second, officer. I think I'm gonna hurl.
Cuba
Cuba's very peaceful and lovely. Ask the thousands who cross shark-infested waters to get away every year.
Cyprus
But if we drop books, they'll just claim we intentionally screwed up the Iraqi gene pool with radioactive binding glue or something.
Or they might try something like this: "There I was, working my shift in the Baby Milk Factory, and they dropped a whole bookcase of Stephen King and Dean Koontz on me!"
Ecuador
No comment necessary.
Ah, now we have an explanation for the McDonald's corporate song: "Ronald, Ronald uber alles!"
Y'know folks, just cause Jesus died for Saddam doesn't mean that he expects everybody else too. I think 2 million people is enough.
Egypt
"I will assault you with a deadly weapon for peace!" Part IV
This guy's way, way, way off Broadway, but he still thinks he's Ben Vereen.
A guy dressed as a Palestinian terroist carrying a missle...must have some deep peace-promoting meaning I'm not aware of.
More peace weapons.
"It says right here in the Koran that George W. Bush should pull my finger!"
France
Even death goes better with Coke
Of course Irak doesn't equal 9/11. According to my calculations, .818181818181818181818182=9/11
You know you're really relevant and righteous when your method of improving the world is to pick on McDonald's
Well, I know we're staying home from France in droves. Enjoy the recession!
The sign reads, "I've had enough, I'm going back to France." C'mon, you're not fooling anybody; if the Statue of Liberty was that ugly, nobody would come here.
How many of these Americans were against the Serb occupation of Kosovo, Iraqi occupation of Kuwait, etc. Probably none. Probably living in Amsterdam at the time, too high to notice.
They had to quickly repaint this sign right before the protest. Since they made it up the night before while they were high (and munchie-fied) the President was originally saying, "I hanker for a hunka, a slab or slice or chunka, I hanker for a hunka cheese! Yahoo!" Also, what's with that androgyny exhibit on the left side of the sign? Yeesh!
Germany
She's mad as hell because of Clinton groping her during the last parade.
Nice work with the un flag. Are your brain cells distressed?
Look closely and you'll find that this poster includes the line, "The war to find bin Laden." Amazing, these twits have become so pacified they see hunting down bin laden as an illegitimate activity.
Very classy. What do the peaceniks have against Hillary, anyway?
Now here's a group of primo hotties...
"Got your nose!"
Bush is Peace enemy no 1? How'd he get the title from Saddam?
Greece
A mime hospice. This would be very sad, if they weren't mimes.
"I don't have to work, I get paid..." Whaddaya mean we already used that caption? Aw, crap!!
Oh yeah, we're listening now.
Look in this man's eyes and thank God for electrical tape.
"C'mon people now, smile on your brother..."
If you ain't on your way to a Falcons game, your face should never look anything like this.
Greek police found that the industrial strength deodorant dispensers are worth their weight in gold.
If any of you manage to make sense out of this picture, give me a call...from rehab!
In a stunning coincidence, all of them had the exact same answer to the question, "How many brain cells do you have left?"
"Me like to finger paint pictures of the brutal jackboot corporate tools oppressing the non-white proletariat!"
Guatemala
"Bring in the clowns, despite the bad stiiiiinnnkkk..."
Haiti
Now, just think of all the greenhouse gasses and sooty hydrocarbons coming off that thing! Tsk, tsk!
Indonesia
Oh wow. No comment necessary.
PBB is the Indonesian word for "Tastes just like."
The Moslem Women's Non-conformist Club of Greater Jakarta joined the protest march.
Look at the enormous amount of makeup on this harlot. You dig a waist-deep hole, I'll get the rocks.
Two for one: Everybody was kung fu fighting!
This week the recordkeepers at Guiness declared a new winner for worst effigy ever.
Now there's a cheery photo. What? they're not really in prison? Aw crap!
Guess not every useful idiot hates McDonalds.
Here's a tip, sweeite: Saddam doesn't release handy pictures of his victims, and if he did, there wouldn't be a sign big enough.
I can't tell if she's bored or concentrating really hard on a song about Jewish pigs and apes.
Ireland
blarney (blärne) n. 1. Smooth, flattering talk 2. Deceptive nonsense. Well, he's got definition 2 down for sure.
I'm sorry...which of those countries doesn't deserve to be invaded?
"Don't invade! We really mean it! We're not yelling loud because we're piss drunk, we're yelling loud because we really don't want you to invade Iraq!"
India
Oh, well, since you asked...alright, I know I left that magic wand around here someplace...
He's right, this was taken on 15 March, so there wasn't a war in Iraq for three days yet. Heh-heh-heh!
Such a nice little boy.
Hey, is that the evil communist chef? That guy gives me the willies.
look at lower left--Indian Commies! Who is the guy on the sign, anyway? It looks like Bill Clinton halfway through morphing into Charles Bronson in a fire helmet.
Employees from the world headquarters of Quickee-Mart put aside their snotty Bombay attitudes to sit down and sing a rousing chorus of Kum Bai Yah.
"Give me DependsTM or I will strike you with the fist of incontinent vengeance!"
Observe how the Muslim mind works: Muslims mount attacks on our country for 30 years, including an attack that kills more Americans than Pearl Harbor, and almost all of them civilians. That doesn't make Islam the enemy of America in their minds. Then, we go after Saddam, who has killed more Muslims than any other human being, and that makes us the enemies of all Muslims. OK, thanks for the input, stand by for some napalm.
What's their beef with Gregory Peck?
Um, no, there are 6 billion humans and only 25 million or so live in Iraq, and we're not even bombing most of them. Check your figures next time.
Iraq
Saddam always looks so happy at these protests
Note: this photo was taken on 15 April. You're welcome, twits!
"Iiiiiiiiii'mmm, I'm hooked on a feelin', I'm high on believin', that you're in love with me!"
Translation: Ba'ath party, please come back and rape our wives and daughters, we didn't mind that much the first 35 years.
"Yeah Joe, I did notice the war protestors don't stink as much over here as they do in the States."
Italy
Hey, how'd this re-enactment of the Union Station shootout from The Untouchables get in here?
Japan
Ahem. One word: Nanking.
Crap, I should have used the Nanking thing on this dipstick. Oh what the hack...lady, I've got one word for you: NANKING! Oh, and you've got to love the cute little angry hand at the upper left. What are they going to do next, sic Hamtaro on us?
Hey, what do you know, that's what the new Iraqi stop signs look like!
As soon as I figure out who that's supposed to be, I'll comment on it.
That's right, if we go to war our supply of Mountain Du will be cut off! At least she has some taste, her head scarf appears to be right out of the Rush Limbaugh tie catalog.
Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your brains! And all your fundamental human rights, but you don't really need to worry your silly little heads about that, who loves ya baby, don't forget to read the fine print.
Jordan
The Amman, Jordan chapter of the Muslim Non-conformist Women showed up, too.
"Dude, I love the Koran, it rocks so hard!"
Yep, if only those Israelis would be nicer, those peace-loving Arabs would just leave them alone.
Suddenly, I have a great yearning to invent a belt-fed kick-in-the-ass gun
"I'm not covering my face because I am a cowardly bag of crap. I'm covering my face so the Israeli authorities won't photograph me with the world's biggest telephoto lens. No, really."
Kenya
Oh, the beautiful Religion of Peace, so much more spiritual than the rest of us.
Back to the present: Anti-War Anti-Bush freaks spew all over Asia and the Pacific
Whoa, don't fly to Australia to hook up with bevy of beauties all at once, guys!
If this guy wasn't a Muslim, you know he'd be the King of Keggers.
"Mommy, are you going to make we wear this to school again tomorrow?" "Yes, dear. Now shutup and stick it to the Man."
"Arrr, matey, I'm fighting the War on Terror! Arrr!"
"Arrr matey, now I'm playing for the Vikings and I'm still fightin' the War on Terror. Arrrr!"
President Bush and PM Howard paused to do a little street performing, which netted them $2.54 total. "Tie me kangaroo down, sport, Tie me kangaroo down..."
OK, I'll give them this: The sign's funny.
More witty repartee from the Religion of Peace.
"United States terrorists, PULL MY FINGER!!"
And hey, the Muslim women for Nonconformity chapter in Jakarta showed up to greet our President, with signs decrying colonialism. One piece of advice girls: The USA doesn't have colonies. Call me if you end up calling an American officer "sahib", but until then, bite me.
Jeb Bush cancelled the Reaper's appointment with Terry Schiavo with extreme prejudice, so he was able to hang out with the appeaseniks who help him get so much business.
"We're off on the road to Canberra..."
Reuters sucks in a lot of ways, but at least they don't hide the Socialist photos.
The Sargent of Arms of the Australian Parliament says, "Why I oughta...."
I still don't get what these Aussie peaceniks have against Henry Waxman.
"I love free speech." Man, that was a great moment.
Stinky and floppy.
The message of the Aussie appeaseniks is clear: George W. Bush is a slut.
I don't care who we're bombing, nobody needed to see that.
That's it, we're just not going to be able to win against people of this high intellectual caliber.
"Man, I look even more studly in this than in my flight suit."
"Stop Imperialism! Keeping terror training camps in operation is justice! Keep the Arabs in the 11th Century where they belong!!"
Miscellaneous idiocy
Chileans barged into their legislature to protest a free trade deal with the U.S. "C'mon now and let's get to it, strike a pose, there's nothing to it, Vogue!"
"I'm sorry sir, a necktie is required before any Useful Idiot may enter the chambers."
Nicaraguan students continued to riot for more education dollars. This cop's saying, "This'll learn ya!"
These are Iranian hardline students, who want Iran to keep its nuclear program. I guess they're not in Iraq making jihad because of their educational deferment. Stand by for napalm, guys.
"Saddam's men raped our sisters and all we got were these polo shirts. Please come back and have our sisters raped again, Saddam! We need new polo shirts!"
These guys were at our embassy in Beirut. Really guys? Are those U.S. jets? Well, they're Israeli jets made in America, and after they KICKED THE CRAP OUT OF THE ARABS 82 TO ZIP IN THE BEKAA VALLEY TURKEY SHOOT, I can see where that might be a sore spot.
The sadly inevitable results when Third World anti-American mouthbreathers end up confusing The President of the United States of America with Dr. Seuss' The Cat In the Hat... :)
"Hey, look! Good peaceniks...oh cr*p, they moved."
"This week, on VH1's Whatever Happened To...?: the members of '70s/'80s Texas-rock band ZZ Top..." :)
"I don't care if you hated Star Wars Episode One - they love me in Greece!"
"Yo, shorty - can you say that in Japanese? No? You're welcome!"
Great idea. Let's work on the single largest, most bloodthirsty and animalistic organized terrorist group currently preying on hapless Muslim women: namely, Muslim men... :)
When PBS fundraising drives go tragically, horribly WRONG..." :)
"Luigi, you idiot! Putta uppa da "Slippery When Wet" sign BEFORE you moppa da stairs!"
Once you're red on the inside... it's only a matter of time, sadly, before your body begins its tragic and inevitable metamorphosis on the outside, as well... :)
"Hey, cutie! Didn't I see you in Playburqa?"
"Mommy? Please tell me I'm adopted."
"Sarge? I've got this weird feeling that I'm being followed..."
The latest version of New Coke goes horribly wrong.
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