[Lazamataz]

BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON 24TH OCTOBER 2002 IN A HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN CITY WERE HE WAS ADIMITTED. HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT HE HAS A SUM OF US$6,500,000 (SIX MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) LEFT IN SUSPENSE ACCOUNT IN A LOCAL BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN, THAT HE USED MY NAME AS HIS ONLY SON FOR THE NEXT OF KIN IN DEPOSIT OF THIS MONEY.

HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WEALTH THAT HE WAS POISONED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD LOOK FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSE, (SUCH AS REAL ESTATE MANAGEMENT).

What an opportunity! I'm gonna make a clear 6,500,000!!! YAHOO!!

[governsleastgovernsbest]

Read the fine print: you're only going to get 20% of the $6.5 million, a measly $1.3 million.

Seems barely worth the effort, but then again poor Aluka is an orphan, so I suppose we really should bend over backwards to help the guy.

[headsonpikes]

What an opprtunity!

After you receive your share, you might be interested in putting some $$$$ into a dehydrated water franchise network I'm creating.

What do you think of "H2O 2 Go" for our slogan?