I was howling when I listened to Art Bell's show year ago when he was forming his own SETI team. But this is too much for me. Aaarrrrg!
As for myself -- I was taken on board a time traveling UFO when I was only 9 year old. They implanted me with tiny chips so that I will respond when they come back for me. Their secret plan is to enslave all earth women (Notice how that big alien is starring at blondie's lips) and how BIG his hands are . . . He has nasty stuff on his mind for sure. Reminds me of Clinton.
Gort -- Klatu, Barata, Nickto !