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French Fried: France turns into even bigger foe
Townhall.com ^ | October 24, 2003 | Jonah Goldberg (archive)

Posted on 10/24/2003 8:00:13 AM PDT by .cnI redruM

I was wrong about France.

No, no, this isn't prelude to an apology for being the earliest and biggest popularizer of the Simpsons' nom de French: "cheese-eating surrender monkeys." Rather, what I was wrong about is that the French are even worse than I thought.

I had predicted in September of 2002 that the French would ultimately fall into line with the United States on the Iraq war. My rationale was that French recalcitrance had less to do with principle and more to do with a combinations of interests: a need to protect French oil contracts; a desire to conceal French complicity in the Hussein regime; a desire to enlarge the power of the United Nations, which would in turn amplify French influence in the world; and, of course, a certain cultural joy de vivre in soiling America's Corn Flakes whenever possible.

But once it was clear that America would invade Iraq with or without them, I predicted, the French would fall in line so they could be in on the postwar action.

They never did, obviously. America, Britain and Australia went to war. The French went to the cafes.

Actually, they did worse than that. The French lobbied African nations to vote against America in the U.N. They threatened fledgling Eastern European nations that support for America might mean trouble with the E.U. They threw numerous monkey wrenches into diplomatic machinery so it would be impossible to gain international support.

Indeed, as Thomas Friedman of The New York Times has noted, those shenanigans might have made war more likely because the French didn't want the U.N. to level a serious ultimatum against Saddam.

Now, I don't want to revisit the whole issue of France, a country we liberated and rebuilt, not only NOT supporting us in a time of need but actually actively campaigning against us. Either you're ticked off about that or you're not.

Oh, and spare me the references to the post 9-11 Le Monde headline that declared "We Are All Americans." Not only did the text of that very article, written by Le Monde's publisher, criticize America for its "cynicism" but by December of 2001 - more than a year before the Iraq war - the author was already denouncing America as racist, fundamentalist, death-hungry, etc.

Anyway, since the French didn't get their way in preventing the war - and there was no way they could have kept us from winning it - they are now fairly determined to see us lose the peace.

At first, they denounced the formation of the Iraqi Governing Council, suggesting it was illegitimate. Then the French and their willing sidekick U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan insisted that power be handed over to the council immediately to initiate the "logic of sovereignty" instead of the "logic of occupation."

The French and the U.N. know that to do this would mean the Lebanonization of Iraq. Bosnia's been occupied - by the United Nations! - for seven years. "Does Kofi Annan," asked Fareed Zakaria of Newsweek, "really think that what took seven years in Bosnia can take one year in Iraq, with six times as many people?"

Of course not. And that's the point.

The aim is for America to fail and if that means Iraq becomes a bloody quagmire that destabilizes the region, well, maybe that's worth it. The notion that the French really care about the innocent people of Iraq is flatly absurd.

Yes, this month the French voted in favor of the U.S.-backed resolution establishing a multinational force under U.S. command. And, all of a sudden, there's silence about the French as if they've come around.

But last month, Friedman wrote in The New York Times, "It's time we Americans came to terms with something: France is not just our annoying ally. It is not just our jealous rival. France is becoming our enemy."

Friedman was right then, which means he's still right now. One U.N. vote - which, by the way, was accompanied by a swift French promise that they'd do nothing to help with the reconstruction - hardly signals a fundamental change in France's desire to hamstring America.

What is astounding is how much of a free pass this one-time ally is getting here in America. Because the war was unpopular with many liberals, it's assumed that France's actions are informed by the same principles as, say, Howard Dean's. I think Dean's positions on the war are scandalously dim-witted and ill-advised. But he still wants what is best for America and even Iraq. It is impossible to say the same thing about France.


TOPICS: Extended News; Foreign Affairs
KEYWORDS: fecp; france; frogs; surrendermonkeys; sux
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The Fromage-Eating Capitulation Primates are not our enemies. They are merely a State of COncern.
1 posted on 10/24/2003 8:00:14 AM PDT by .cnI redruM
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To: .cnI redruM
I'll leave them in the enemy category.
2 posted on 10/24/2003 8:13:52 AM PDT by Bikers4Bush
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To: .cnI redruM
I think Dean's positions on the war are scandalously dim-witted and ill-advised. But he still wants what is best for America and even Iraq.

Not so sure 'bout that -- Nikita wants what's best for his left-wing 'Rat chorus: he doesn't give a damn about the security of America.

3 posted on 10/24/2003 8:19:18 AM PDT by bassmaner (Let's take back the word "liberal" from the commies!!)
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To: .cnI redruM
" Yes, this month the French voted in favor of the U.S.-backed resolution establishing a multinational force under U.S. command. And, all of a sudden, there's silence about the French as if they've come around. "

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The French have NOT "come around".
Yes, they voted for the resolution, but only because the Chinese broke the log-jam.
Breaks down like this:
Us and the Brits are going to say "Yes"
Syria is scared to death that they are "Next!" , so they say " Yes" to appease us. ( syria is the floating member of the security council this time around)

That leave the Russians, the French, and the curiosly silent Chinese.
The Chinese vote "yes" and side with us. the Chinese made it a point to announce how they were going to vote several hours in advance
So Russia is suddenly sitting there, and is looking at the French really hard. Does Russia want to be thrown in with THAT?
Nope, Russia decides to join the team.

And the French, who are always out for the main chance, went along.

Tia

4 posted on 10/24/2003 8:20:52 AM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")
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To: Bikers4Bush
But last month, Friedman wrote in The New York Times, "It's time we Americans came to terms with something: France is not just our annoying ally. It is not just our jealous rival. France is becoming our enemy."

I'll leave them in the enemy category.

I'll second that!

5 posted on 10/24/2003 8:21:13 AM PDT by Coop (God bless our troops!)
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To: .cnI redruM
France is our enemy.

Not a "we need to invade them" enemy. They are not worth that much effort.

But our leaders need to approach them with the understanding that their lone foreign policy goal is now the undermining of American influence in world affairs.

They don't even care who rises to fill in all the regional voids that would exist if they succeed.

They just don't like the American cowboys with their big guns and muscles.

They are a nation of skinny, aging, bitter queens.

6 posted on 10/24/2003 8:25:59 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: dead
perhaps with the other superpowers we should divide and occupy them...subject them to a full work week and a full work year, and make them call their mothers during heat waves!
7 posted on 10/24/2003 8:36:46 AM PDT by steve8714
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To: .cnI redruM
"It's time we Americans came to terms with something: France is not just our annoying ally. It is not just our jealous rival. France is becoming our enemy."
8 posted on 10/24/2003 8:42:41 AM PDT by HoustonCurmudgeon (PEACE - Through Superior Firepower)
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To: dead
They are a nation of skinny, aging, bitter queens.

That pretty much sums France up. I would just add 'cowardly' to the list.

9 posted on 10/24/2003 8:49:44 AM PDT by Strider
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To: .cnI redruM
I think it is time for the US to foster proxy forces in acts of aggression against French interests in Africa. It is time that we support warlords and those who seek democracy against the French who always support communists and dictatorships. It must come to the field of battle, less likely between actual American and French forces; yet, the French have diplomatically attacked up and publically denounced "US". We should unleash those who seek to be more like American and stop the endless march of human crime committed by socialists and communists....
10 posted on 10/24/2003 9:11:06 AM PDT by Jumper
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To: .cnI redruM
'FdaFrogs! Do not buy anything made in France. Let them sell Neslies junk food and froggie wines to Syria, Iran, Saudi Arabia, Lybia, et al.
11 posted on 10/24/2003 9:15:56 AM PDT by ex-Texan (My tag line is broken !)
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To: .cnI redruM
The French at not important in themselves. To borrow an old Marxist phrase, they are busy relegating themselves to the dustbin of history.

But we cannot afford to ignore their malicious intentions. They have persuaded the Germans into an alliance, which includes Belgium and Luxembourg. Between them, these countries have a disproportionate influence on the European Union.

France must be isolated by continuous economic and political pressure, or we will end up with all of Europe as our enemy, not just France. It's a basic diplomatic principle that if you allow other countries to get away with murder, they will feel encouraged to do it again. For that reason, we cannot afford to let up on France until they have paid the price of their treacherous behavior.
12 posted on 10/24/2003 9:17:08 AM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: Cicero
I have no doubt that the French would like nothing better than to destroy the US. They just don't know how. When diplomacy started being conducted in Standard American English, the French decided the US was the enemy of mankind. That is the simple truth and it is time for America to realize that.
13 posted on 10/24/2003 9:23:10 AM PDT by .cnI redruM (The September 11th attacks were clearly Clinton's most consequential legacy. - Rich Lowry)
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To: .cnI redruM
The Fromage-Eating Capitulation Primates are not our enemies.

No, they're not.

14 posted on 10/24/2003 10:43:10 AM PDT by Prodigal Son
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To: tiamat
Interesting. Thanks for the dirt on Jacques chIRAQ.
15 posted on 10/24/2003 10:44:57 AM PDT by .cnI redruM (The September 11th attacks were clearly Clinton's most consequential legacy. - Rich Lowry)
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To: Jumper
I think it is time for the US to foster proxy forces in acts of aggression against French interests in Africa.

I wouldn't support that at all. What is the American vision of sovereign nations today? That sovereignty only exists as long as you say "Yes" to whatever America wants? That saying "No" will get you bombed? I want no part of that.

The French made it abundantly clear that they would not agree to Operation Iraqi Freedom. If some dim bulbs like Jonah here just merrily assumed that they would change their minds when push came to shove (even though it was fairly obvious they would not)- who's the dummy?

I'm just as angry that an American president thought he needed to ask the permission of the French and other nations before acting in our best interests. There is absolutely no need for the US to grovel before the UN Security Council and we should never have done so and we certainly should never have done so when the pertinent members of that council made it clear they would not go along with a resolution. It was all one big pointless exercise from our part.

16 posted on 10/24/2003 10:51:01 AM PDT by Prodigal Son
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To: .cnI redruM
I have no doubt that the French would like nothing better than to destroy the US.

LOL. Yep, those French, they're worse than the Islamic fanatics. Next thing you know we'll have the Concorde flying into an American landmark.

17 posted on 10/24/2003 10:52:34 AM PDT by Prodigal Son
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To: Prodigal Son
I think the French do genuinely hate all things AMerican. It results from the decline of their culturally hegemony over most of the world. France was once the standard for civilized humanity. It is now a declining backwater and they feel, perhaps rightly, perhaps wrongly, that the US put them there. Don't underestimate the power of envy. They wouldn't pee on us if they saw us in flames.
18 posted on 10/24/2003 10:59:50 AM PDT by .cnI redruM (The September 11th attacks were clearly Clinton's most consequential legacy. - Rich Lowry)
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To: .cnI redruM
Yep!
No altruism in the Froggies this time, either!
They just didn't want to be sitting on that bench all alone.

Again.

Tia

19 posted on 10/24/2003 11:02:19 AM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")
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To: .cnI redruM
Bomb the French !(With soap and deodorant!)
20 posted on 10/24/2003 11:02:27 AM PDT by kaktuskid
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