***enter stage left***So another successful Democratic fundraiser is complete!Its a chorus line of nine dancers, singing the same tune and singing in sync. Kicking up their heels and showing their dirty underwear to the crowd. The first song they sing is "Talking Points, oh talking points"..
Soon they change dresses and come back with their rendition of "I can go further left than you can".."no you can't"..."yes I can!"
"Look for the union endorsement!"
As they dance the cha cha and shake their booties, the radical left cheers, just like at funerals.
Go Wesley Go, he can't make his mind up about anything, but he sure can sing "I'm a Billary dancing poodle, a dancing poodle do or die.. a real life puppet like my uncle Joe Stalin..."
Then a stirring solo by Joe Lieberman "One dark night in the year 2000". Not a dry eye in the house, rolling with laughter up and down the aisles.
Howard Dean follows with his own version "Our House, is a people's House"
John Kerry sings a ditty advertising ketchuip... the crowd didn't seem to get that one.
Al Sharpton and Mrz Mosley-Braun sing a duet "Race Hustler Blues"
Kucinich decided not to do a solo, he barely showed up at all. He complained that the dresses are too long.
John Edwards just sang "Do you remember me?".. the crowd did not.
They were kicking up their heels for the big finale, singing "So long to Bob Graham".